the light and the dark...

Once apon a time there were two evees on a quest to save the world when all of a sudden!!!!!! Link appered before them asking directions to a girls only sauna. getting infureated the girl evee told him off!!!

Girl Evee: WTF!!! You perve i'm not going to tell you that you-

Boy Evee: *Puts paw in front of girl evee's mouth* I'm sorry for the rudeness bot we can't tell you where because-

Girl Evee: *slaps boy evee's paw away* Because we dont help perves so go away!!

Link:Thats okay I'll just hang around with you all*flirts with girl evee*

Boy Evee: WTFG!!!! gets yo mitts away from my girlfriend!!!*slashes link across the face*

Zelda: *appers in a puff of smoke* whats going on? and why are to rabbit things attacking you?

Link: Well...

Zelda: *hits him in the head with a hammer* PERVE!!!!!!!!!

Boy and Girl Evee: Lets Get Him!!

So my dear children Zelda, Boyand GirlEvee sent him into next tuesday. and they saved the world once again.

Me: *walks back from kitchen with glass of milk* So what did I miss?????