Once apon a time there were two evees on a quest to save the world when all of a sudden!!!!!! Link appered before them asking directions to a girls only sauna. getting infureated the girl evee told him off!!!
Girl Evee: WTF!!! You perve i'm not going to tell you that you-
Boy Evee: *Puts paw in front of girl evee's mouth* I'm sorry for the rudeness bot we can't tell you where because-
Girl Evee: *slaps boy evee's paw away* Because we dont help perves so go away!!
Link:Thats okay I'll just hang around with you all*flirts with girl evee*
Boy Evee: WTFG!!!! gets yo mitts away from my girlfriend!!!*slashes link across the face*
Zelda: *appers in a puff of smoke* whats going on? and why are to rabbit things attacking you?
Link: Well...
Zelda: *hits him in the head with a hammer* PERVE!!!!!!!!!
Boy and Girl Evee: Lets Get Him!!
So my dear children Zelda, Boyand GirlEvee sent him into next tuesday. and they saved the world once again.
Me: *walks back from kitchen with glass of milk* So what did I miss?????
