- Created By Emo pocky
Resident evil
b_shocked: page 00
July 19, 1998
Many strange and canbiltic murders have been occurring in the mountains of raccon city.......
you are Ethan.
Welcome to the fun (Cough cough) of surival horror choice adventure...
(Its sort of like a text based game. sort of.)
O! and its sort of a parody and has some reference to the first resident evil. enjoy!
Ohhhhh!
Also, you get every item if you find it, no picking up, unless i say take? y/n
Emo pocky
Page 1
you wake up in a dark room. You have NO Idea were you are. you find a switch. you push it. Lghts turn on. You look around the room and find a handgun, 15 bullets, flash light and a stick. also you see a body on the floor. what do you do?
Examine body - page 2
poke it with a stick - page 2
Go through the door - page 3
page 2
examine corpse - It looks like there are muti. canniblistic bites all over the body. scary.
leave room - page 3
Poke it with a stick - you poke it with a stick (tee hee). It wakes up and gets
up! *Gasp!* It starts to walk towards you!? OMG!
Shoot the zombie! - page 4
Run! - page 3
page 3
you walk(or run) into the hallway. Its lit up, but you wish it wasn't. Blood is on the wall and It spells out "See you in hell".......... 
ANYWAYS... there's a door on the right that has bloody footprints leading to it and a door on the left that has a sign that says "WARNING! don't open the door!" i think you in for a fight any way you go! (Sorry ^^)
- go to previous room (Choose one of the two options) - page 2
- go to bloody door - page 5
-go to the other door like an idiot - page 6
page 4
you take your handgun and shoot the zombie. Its head explodes. You yell
"Headshot!" and find a book intittled " from the cradle to the grave". you go out the door to find another zombie and you kill it. you have 9 bullets left.
- go to bloodly door.
page 5
You go to the bloody door (Good job for not dying, by the way) and open the door to find its a well lit room that shows no traces of blood, death, flesh, or zombies at all. wait... thats not right! hmm....
- go in - page 6
- throw book (If have)- page 7
- shoot gun - page 7
k! contienuing! (3/18/07)
page 6
Other door - you, like a igett, go to the other door and open it. you hear a voice say "WARNED YOU..." and the hand of tyrant comes out and impales you yay! YOU DIED
Rate your death : (do i have commen sense?)
Walk in - you walk in with easer and a zombie (Hiding on the wal) jumps you and kills you.... nice.
YOU DIED...
Rate your death : (NEVER Trust a clean room)
Page 7
Throw book - you throw the book and a zombie attacks it ( Zombies hate litature 
) you take your gun and shoot it. you have 8 bullets left
Shoot bullet - you shoot the bullt and a zombie jumps from the wall. you shoot it. Nice. You have either 13 or 7 bullets left.
- enter room - page 8
page 8
you enter the room to find the wall is covered in blood and limbs and brains nailed on wall. werid. anyways you look though the room to find a knife! SWEEEEEEEEETTTTTT! also there is a cardboard box and a door at the end of the room.
- check box - page 9
- go thru door - page 10
page 9
you check the box and and find two handgun clips (30 bullets total) and a stick! SWEEETTT! oh, and a key you have either 43 or 37 bullets left
- go to door - page 10
page 10
you open the door to find... a small room? WTF?!?
- check room - page 11
- go back - page 7
page 11
you check the rom to find a well hidden switch(well, not well hidden, i guess...)
-push switch - page 12
- go back - page 7
page 12
you push the and hear a sound. uh.....
-go out -page 13
page 13
uhhh.... you go out the room to find that its not the room you were in before, but a dark corridor. uhhhh....
- WTF!?! - page 14
- proceed - page 15
- go back into small room... - page 11
page 14
WHAT!!!!!
Complaining! you die!
* walls grow spikes and double impale you!*
YOU DIED...
Rate my death: (Impale is bad for me :( )
page 15
you contiuene through the corridor to find a zombie. you stab it. cookie . you find out that the zombie is holding a sandwich
Take? (Doesn't matter...) Yes/no
anyways you see two doors. one locked, one not. uh-oh.
- go to locked door (If obtained key) - page 16
- go to unlocked door - page 18
page 16
you open the door to see a woman laying there!
- wake her up - page 17
- leave her - page 18
page 17
Hey! hey!
WAKE UP!~!!!!!!~!
"huh? ooooooohhh...... ugh.....
thanks for waking me. my names jill. hey, if you leave me here i can make you a weapon."
K. you leave
- to the unlocked door - page 18
page 18
you go into the room to see a petistool.
- examine pedistool - page 20
- search room again - page 19
- leave - page 15
page 19
you search the room again to find a taser! sweet!
- examine pedistool - page 20
page 20
End
