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And to be clear, here are the couples I write for: Ichigo and Rukia (Bleach), Momo and Toshiro (Bleach), Uryuu and Orahime (Bleach), Youraweichie and Kiuske (Bleach), Kagome and Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Sango and Miroku (Inuyasha), Ayame and Koga (Inuyasha), Kagura and Seshomaru (Inuyasha), Seya and Haji (Blood), Winry and Edward (Full Metal Alchemist), Roy and Riza (Full Metal Alchemist), Naruto and Hinata (Naruto), Sakura and Sauske (Naruto), Rachel and Jimmy (Case Closed), Harly and Katie (Case Closed), Ren and Kyoko (Skip Beat!), Kenta and Karin (Chibi Vampire/Karin) Maki and Winner (Karin),

Dog Days

"Um, you guys, I have a favor to ask," Orahime admitted, looking at the floor, "Sure Orahime, wat is it?" Rukia waited pateintly, sitting next to Ichigo on the bed, "Um, well, Tatskie and I are going on a trip this weekend, but her dog just had puppies a few weeks ago and she needs a sitter for them, will you two please do it?" Rukia's eyes lit up, "YES OFCOURSE!!!!!" Rukia sqealed, Ichigo glanced up as Orahime thanked Rukia and ran out quickly, "Wat did you just agree to?!" he shouted, "Yay! We're going to play with puppies this weekend!" "Wat?! NO WAY!" "But Ichigo! I already said yes!" oh joy, a weekend of fighting hollows and watching puppies, wat could be better?
"Tatskie said the key was under the mat," Rukia said lifting up the door mat, Ichigo shook his head, she opened the door, "Were are the puppies?" she asked disapontedly, Ichigo shut the door, "I dunno, they probbably- holy crud!" as soon as the door shut, eight puppies and two dogs came running down the stairs, "THERE ARE 10 DOGS?!!!" Rukia had already been nocked over and was property of wichever puppies could lick her the longest, she was rolling on the floor giggling, this was a cute side of her, a very cute side, and then he noticed that the other half of puppies were pawing at his legs, the adult dogs were laying on the floor watching the spectical, they obviously had no intentions of helping control their offspring, after Ichigo had rescued Rukia from the other puppies and they were on "higher ground" AKA the sofa (the puppies luckily hadn't learned how to jump yet,) "Ok!" Rukia grinned, pulling out the list that Tatskie had given her, "Their names are: Roo, Chi, Akiko, Miko, Roe, Riley, Shiro, and Inu, and their parents are Kuro and Ren," Ichigo shook his head, "Wait a minute Ichigo, how are we going to keep these puppies tame?" "I'm thinkin' puppy pin," "Ok, later, now go find us some toys!" "Excuse me, 'us'?" "Yeah, you, me, and the puppies!" he shook his head but did it anyway,
After about two hours of playing with the puppies, Rukia finally gave in and put them back in their puppy pin (AKA a few baby gates pinned in the middle of the room) she layed on the couch, next to Ichigo, "See why I didn't volenteer?" Ichigo asked, "Yeah, but it's worth it, like kids," Ichigo raised an eyebrow, "Excuse me? Wat does that have to do with puppies?" "Well, like kids, they're a handfull, but they're deffinatly worth it," Ichigo thought about that for a moment, "I guess that's true," "Yep, and if you want kids you better get your practice in now," "H-Huh?!" "Well you do plan on haveing kids right?" "Well, uh, yeah, eventually, you?" "Yeah, I do," "So Soul Reapers can have kids then?" "Yes, why couldn't we?" "Well, never mind, I guess if the dead can die again they can have kids," Rukia rolled her eyes, "Well," she got up, "I better get lunch ready for the puppies," and she left, Kuro and Ren stared at Ichigo, he stared back, he sighed, "Fine, fine, I'll go help her,"
"Rukia be carefull, that bag is pretty big," Rukia lifted the bag up as Ichigo entered the room, "I can do it Ichigo," "Alright, just don't-" "Woopse!" she spilled dog food all over the floor, "spill any," he concluded, she looked at him pleadingly, "I'll clean it up, get yourself some lunch, I'll be there in a few minutes," she nodded and started making a sandwich
Rukia put her plate on the coffee table and stepped over to the puppy pin, and unleashed the puppies, she thought they'd head for the kitchen were the puppy food was, but no, they jumped on the coffee table and started eating her sandwich, Ichigo was in the doorway wen she said, "Uuum, Ichigo, we have a problm," and then he saw the mess of puppies eating the mess of sandwich on the floor, "In my defense, I thought they'd head for the kitchen," she admitted, Ichigo shook his head, "Rukia," "Well uh, atleast now you don't have to clean up the floor?" she asked, grinning shyly, Ichigo just shook his head,
"Here Puppies," Rukia was feeding the puppies bits and peices of her and Ichigo's lunch, "You no they'll never eat dog food again, right?" Ichigo asked, "I no," "And you're the one that has to tell Tatskie that you ruined her puppies," "I no," "And-" "I NO" "Ok, just saying," after about an hour the puppies were finally asleep, and Ichigo and Rukia were left alone in the aftermath, "Human kids are going to be atleast twice this hard," Rukia mumbeled, "Your point? You've kept them alive and happy all day, you're doing your job," "No, you've just fixed my mistakes," "A relationship takes TWO people Rukia, besides, why're you worrying about kids now?" "Because, I'm a Soul Reaper, and I'm around the age-in Soul Reaper years- that I should be getting married and haveing kids," "Oh, well, do you have your eye on anyone?" "Yeah, but, I don't think he loves me back," "Who is he?" "Nu-uh, not saying," "Atleast give me a hint, come on, three questions? Please?" "Fine," "Ok, do I no him?" "Yes," "Is he a Soul Reaper?" "Yes," "Is he Renji?" "No," "Ok but that one dosen't count, ummm, ok, is he good with kids?" "VERY," Rukia sighed, "He might even be better than me," "I doubt that, but, why would that bother you?" "Because! It isn't natural! The mother is supposed to be better with kids than the father! It means that I'm no good as a woman!" "Or that the guy is no good as a man," "Yeah right, but think about it, I'm a Soul Reaper! I fight hollows, kick boy's butts, yell, I don't exactly look like Orahime, I grew up with guys, Orahime is my first female freind ever! I mean, I'm no good," "That isn't true, come on, moms are supposed to be fun and do weird things, play around, you do that," "You think?" "Yeah, ofcourse," Rukia looked at the puppies again, each one sleeping in the little puppy beds, "Ya' no, we make a pretty good team, you and I," "Yeah we do, don't we?" "Yep, hey, ya' no that guy that I like, but I don't think he likes me back?" "Yeah?" "I think I'll tell you who he is," "Yeah?" "Yeah, close your eyes," and as soon as he did, he felt her lips against his, "It's you," she wispered, "I love you Ichigo," "Love you too Rukia," she layed her head on his shoulder, "I love puppies," "Yeah, so do I," "So, we can babysit them again?" "Um, maybe," 96

Amnesia

"Rukia!!" Rukia slammed into the wall, Ichigo finished the hollow quickly and rushed towards her, "Rukia, Rukia," he shook her awake, she opened her eyes, she immediatly looked horrified, "K-Kian-Sir? Wat on earth happened to your hair?" "Huh?" "You look horrible," "Wat did you say?!" "I-I'm sorry! I meant, um, why did you dye your hair orange? Of all coulers, I liked it better black," "Wat are you talking about Midget?" "'Midget'? Wen did you start calling me that, Kian-Sir?" "Wa- I've always called you that! And why are you calling me 'Kian'?! Wat's the matter Midget? Too many blowes to the head?" "W-Wait a minute! You aren't Kian-Sir! W-Who are you?! Wat squad are you from?!" Rukia had leaped up, one hand on her sword, "No, seriously Rukia, is something wrong with your head?" "Answer my question! I'm Rukia Kuchiki Squad 13! Who are you?!" "Well I no who you are, the question is, do YOU no who you are?" "Don't play games with me!" "Uh, hello! 'Member me? Ya' no, the reckless idiot that destroyed half of Soul Society to save your Midget Butt, remember that?" he was now standing too, "I-I don't no wat you're talking about! I'm reporting you to my captin!" "Rukia wait!" But she was already gone, "Wat's wrong with her?"
Rukia approached the store, "Um, excuse me, I sensed the reistu, are there any other Soul Reapers here?" Urahara glanced up, a bit confused, "Um, Miss Kuchiki, wat are you talking about?" "Oh good! You no who I am! Um, tell me, how do I get home? I'm a bit lost and there's this strange orange-headed Soul Reaper chaseing me around," "Uhhh, why don't you wait here a minute," he got up and started walking towards the back of the store yelling, "Youraweichie!" a few minutes later he had explained Rukia's strange behavior, "Um, Rukia, why don't you follow me, Captin Ukitake wants you to stay here a little longer," Rukia nodded and followed the older woman out of the room, Youraweichie glanced back at Urahara, who said, "I'll go find him," Urahara stepped outside to see Ichigo raceing down the street, "Rukia! Rukia!" he called, Urahara motioned him forward, he stepped inside the shop, "Ichigo, Rukia has been acting strange, did something happen?" "Not really, she was thrown against a wall wile she was fighting a hollow and then she started acting weird," Urahara sat down next to Ichigo, "Uh-oh," "I don't like the sound of that Urahara," "I think she lost her memory," "Well that's just peachy! Wen I asked if she took one too many hits to the head I wasn't seriouse!"
"Rukia?" Youraweichie asked in a soft tone, "Wat's the last thing you remember before coming here?" "Um, I was sent here to kill hollows," "Do you remember wat day it was?" "Uh, yesterday?" "She meant the date," Ichigo interupted, " "Um, no, sorry, I don't," "That's ok, do you atleast remember who sent you?" "Captin Ukitake ofcourse," "Do you remember wat month it is?" "Yes, it's the begining of June right?" the other three exchanged glances, "And, how many hollows were you sent to kill?" "Two," "How many so far?" "One," "Well, ok, why don't you just rest here a little, we'll be right back," Youraweichie, Urahara, and Ichigo got up, left, and shut the door behind them, "Well this is just great! She's about three hours short of remembering me!" Ichigo sqwaked, "Yes, and about three hours short of remembering her shoulder injury, atleast she dosen't no that she lost her memory," Youraweichie corrected, "Oh yeah, big help!" Ichigo screeched, now he was really starting to get ticked off, "So you're tellin' me that I have to remind her of everything or something?!" "No, but we need to figure out how to get her memory back," "Yeah right,"
Ichigo opened the door, "Alright Rukia, I'm gonna give you a crash course on the past year of your life," he said sitting next to her bed, she blinked, "Huh?" she asked, "You lost the last year's worth of your memory," "No I didn't!" "Then why don't you remember me? And why are you injured from a fight that you don't remember fighting?" Rukia looked down, then looked back up, "So I have amnesisa, you were saying?" Ichigo smiled slightly, "Ok, my name is Ichigo," Rukia started giggling, "Hehe, 'Ichigo', that's a funny name for a man," "Shut up Midget," "Why do you do that?! Do you hate me or something?!" "Wat? No! That's just our relationship! I call you a midget, you call me an idiot, I say your drawings suck, you call me reckless and irresponsible, see?" "Oh, so we hate eachother?" "No, we just act like we do, any of that make any sense?" she blinked a few times, "Ichigo, I'm tired," she said, laying her head on his lap, "Uh, hey? Wat'cha doin'?" "Going to sleep," "Um, on me?" "Yes, why? Don't we usually do this?" "Uh, yeah, yeah, we do," "Ok, see you wen I wake up I guess," "Uh-huh," Ichigo hesitated, but wen he was sure she was asleep, he carefully placed his hand on her head and began stroking her hair, "I really hope you remember me soon, Rukia," he wispered,
Rukia opened her eyes, she was laying on Ichigo's chest, he was asleep, his arm around her, this seemed a bit familiar, 'Oh! I no! He must be worried about me, so I'll surprise him!' She thought smileing, she rose up, then leaned down and kissed him softly on the lips, his eyes flittered open, he looked down, he kissed back, she raised up, "Good morning Sweetie," she said, "Um, good morning," he sat up, she leaned on his shoulder, and giggled a little, "You smell like strawberries," she said, "Uh, so do you," she looked up at him, "Yeah probbably," she kissed him on the cheek, "So, wat are we doing today, Honey?" Ichigo thought for a moment, had he entered the Twilight Zone? "Um, wat we normally do," "And wat's that?" "Dunno, watever we feel like, usually you draw or read and I read or take naps," "Ok, let's just lay here a wile then," she said, laying on Ichigo's lap, "Uh, Rukia?" "Yes Ichi?" "Um, why are you calling me pet names and kissing me?" she raised up, "Well, that's wat we do right? I mean, we're in love with eachother, right?" "Well yeah, but, uh, nevermind," "Um, Ichi? Do you normally act this strange?" "Uh, just forget it S-Sweetie," "Heh, like I forgot everything else?" "Hehehe," Ichigo laughed nervously,
It was about an hour in, they had just been laying there, talking, wen Rukia's Soul Phone rang, she picked it up, "Hello?" "Rukia!" the voice on the other end shouted, "R-Renji?!" "Oh Rukia! Thank goodness you remember me! Are-" "Why are you calling me? We haven't talked in a long time Renji," "Oh great, um, do you no who Ichigo is?" Rukia giggled, "Uh-huh! Wait, how do you no Ichi?" "Since wen did you start calling him 'Ichi'?! Look, just let me talk to him ok?!" "Yeah, ok," she handed the phone to Ichigo and mouthed "Renji" then spun her finger next to her head in other words, "Renji's crazy," Ichigo held back a laugh, "Hello?" he choked "GET HER MEMORY BACK!" Renji yelled, "So you've heard?" he asked, "Listen! I no you won't like this, but, it's the only way to get her memory back," "Wat?" "You're gonna have to give a quick hit on the back of the head,-hard," "Wat?! No way!" "It's the only way!" "No way that's insane!" "Come on! Just a quick 'wap' and it's over! She'll have her memory back in no time!" "I'm not gonna risk dameging her brain for that! you're crazy!" "Just hard enough to nock her out for- not even five minutes!" "NO! I'll talk to you later Renji, bye," Ichigo hung up the phone, Rukia looked at him with a puzzled look on her face, "Trust me, you don't wanna no," she nodded, then the phone buzzed again, "It's a hollow, I'll take care of it," Ichigo offered, "No, that's ok, I want to come too," "Well, alright, you remember how to use Soul Candy, right?" "Yes, ofcourse," she took a Soul Candy, he used his badge, and on their way to the scene, "By the way, Ichi, how'd I get back here?" they were in his room, "Well, I carried you ofcourse," Rukia nodded, before she and Ichigo leaped out the window,
Rukia drew her sword, but before she could attack, the hollow hit here into a wall, "Rukia!!" she heard, but then she blacked out, the next thing she new she heard mumbeilng, "Is she gonna be ok or wat?!" Ichigo's voice came, "She'll be fine, she might even have her memory back," that was Youraweichie, "Well, Ya' no wat they say, 'Hair of the dog', right?" "Look, she's waking up," the first thing she saw was Ichigo's face, "Hey Rukia, are you ok?" she sat up, "Um, who are you?" Ichigo looked stunned, then she started laughing, "I'm kidding!" she sqeaked, "Do you remember anything Midget?!" "Um, not much, but, we, wait a minute, we kissed, we said we were in love with each other," "Yeah? And?" "Never mind," she smiled, sometimes Amnisia wasn't such a bad thing, well, normally it was

Life

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All Or Nothing

(Comic and ideah by Hana-sun; I just wrote the words)
An arranged marrige, it was such a hard concept to grasp, it was so... strange, to say the least, it was hard for her to sleep, 'A marrige huh?' Rukia thought, sitting up in bed, there was a sharp tap on Rukia's window, 'Who's here?' she woundered turning around, Ichigo was outside smileing, "Yo!" he greeted, she opened the window and let him in, "Wat brings you here at this late hour?" she asked, "Isn't it obviose?" she blinked, "To take you away from here!" "Wat? Don't you understand? The day after tommorrow is my marrige celebration, it's an important marrige for the Kuchiki family," "No, I DON'T understand," Rukia's eyes widened, "Is Kuchiki family happiness more important than your's?" "I accept this as a member of a noble family," "But-" "That's enough Ichigo! I've already made my decision!" there was a nocking at the door, "Miss Rukia? Is something wrong?" the housemaid called, "I'm fine... don't worry!" Rukia sqeaked, "Ichigo! Leave now! I don't want any misunderstandings!" "Misunderstandings?" Rukia looked down, "I'll be getting married soon, so seeing another man in my room is disgracefull, so Ichigo, please go back now," "I can't just leave like that, I won't let you become a victum to a marrige that you're forced to except, come on Rukia," he took her hand, "let's go," "Wait Ichigo! I-" "Wat's all this noise for Rukia?" Byakuya's voice came, "Brother!" "Rukia? Wat's the meaning of all this?" "Byakuya-Brother! Let me explain! This is a misunderstanding! Let me explain!" Ichigo turned around, "It's exactly like wat you see," "Idiot! Wat're you saying?! Realse my hand already!" "Ichigo Kurosaki, you no wat this means," 'Brother is seriouse,' Rukia new wat this could lead to, she had to step in, "Ichigo, please, Brother is right, an outsider like you, how could you understand? Ichigo, please leave now," "I understand, I'll leave, but don't think that means I'm giveing up! I'll fight untill I acheive my goal! Even if that means taking Rukia's freedom!" "Ichigo?!" "See ya' Byakuya, next time I might have to fight you," "Wat a strange persn, for him to go that far," "Yes he's strange, but that's one of his good points,"
Renji heard a sharp nock on his window, he looked over to see Ichigo perched on his window sill, "Ichigo?! Wat do you think you're doing?!" he slid the window open, "How'd ya' like to go on another rescue mission? Ya' no, another RUKIA rescue mission? Ya' no, to redeem yourself from the last one," "Wat're you talking about?!" "We can't just let her get an arranged marrige, I mean that is sick in so many ways!" "You mean, I'm not the only one who think's it's wrong?" "'Course not! Now ya' gonna help or wat?!" "Ofcourse!" "Excellent! Put on some decent clothes and I'll explain how we're gonna do this!" "Fine, fine," Renji slipped into his closet, "So listen, you're job is fighting Byakuya, or atleast holding him off for a few minutes, my job is nabbing Rukia and keeping her mouth shut so no one hears us," Renji stepped out, sword in hand, "Right, let's do it," "Wait wait wait! How exactly am I going to keep her quiet? We can't exactly escape if she's yelling," "Put your hand over her mouth," "Not that I would ever do that, but, are you kidding? She'd bite my finger! No way!" "Hm, you have a good point," he thought for a moment, "I could find some drugs or-" "No way! I'm not drugging her! That's cruel!" "Then wat do you recommend?" "Wait a minute, I think I have an ideah,"
Rukia was trying (and not succeeding) to sleep, wen she heard the window slide open, ah crud, she had forgotten to lock that! Maybe if she pretends to be a sleep, he'll leave her alone? "Hey Ichigo look at that! She's asleep!" Renji wispered, oh great! Now Renji was in on it too! "Yeah, she just made our job alot easier!" suddenly she felt someone lift her up, oh great, her plan backfired bigtime! "Hey Renji, ya' better let me carry 'er, we need a fast get away, not to mention," suddenly she started to get a headache, and she started to fall asleep as she heard, "ya' brought those drugs with ya', they're in your kimono, right?" "Yeah, so? She's already out," "Well, she'll wake up with a headache!" "So?! It'll prevent her from yelling.... for a minute," "Just give her to me!" and the last thing she heard as Ichigo carried her away was, "Don't worry Rukia, I'll protect you," and then, the scent from the drugs caused her to fall asleep,
Rukia woke up with a headache, wat had happened the night before? "Hey, how ya' feelin' Rukia? You've been out for a wile now," Rukia opened her eyes slowly, the light stung, then it suddenly rushed back, "You Idiot! You kidnapped me!" "Well, it isn't kidnapping if you new I was gonna do it," "That's as stupid as- as- as YOU!" she hissed, "Look, Rukia, I just don't want you to have to do this," Rukia sat up, "I can't believe you two did that," "I'm sorry, but, I couldn't let you marry someone that you don't no," "Why not? If I marry someone I want to marry," she trailed off, "Wat? Wat are you talking about?" "Wat if that person isn't a noble?" "So? Your brother broke the law and married some un-noble, why can't you?" "Ichigo, I," she looked down for a few minutes before saying very quietly, "My head hurts," he got up, "I'll get you some Asprin," and he left,
Ichigo's phone rang, he answered, "Yo," "Ichigo, they no she's gone," Renji's voice rang on the other end of the phone, "Oh really? Took 'em long enough," "Ichigo this is seriouse, REALLY seriouse," "I no, and that's why, well, I have an ideah," "Oh really? Becuse I don't think slaughtering half of Soul Society is gonna work this time," "Well, there goes plan A, on to plan B," "You have a plan B?! I'm shocked!" "Shut up! So, why are they making her do this?" "To keep the noble blood running, they're worried that she won't marry someone good enough, fast enough," "Excellent," Ichigo said, "Just tell 'em that we'll talk in a few hours, that's assuming the midget cooperates," "Right," Renji hung up and so did Ichigo,
"Were's the Asprin?" Rukia asked, sitting up in Ichigo's bed, "Ah shoot, I new I went in there for something!" "Moron," "Listen Rukia, we have a plan to make this hole problum go away!" "Wat is it? Drowne Chappy?" "No that's plan C," Rukia glared at him, "Seriously, sorry, we do have a plan though, that is, assumeing you'll help," "Depends on wat it is," "Well," Ichigo sat down on the bed, "Um, are you by any chance, in love with anyone?" Rukia's blush got about 10 degrees darker, "Um, yeah, why does that matter?" "Well, the hole purpose if this marrige is to get you married off fast enough, so why don't you marry that guy?" "Because I don't think he loves me back," "Well, who is he?" "I don't wanna say," "Come on, please? I need to no!" "You," she wispered, "Well then no problum, I love you, you love me we'll get married right away, and they can't say anything about it, that is, if it's ok with you," "That sounds great, but, Ichigo, you aren't noble, you aren't of nobe blood," "Yeah, neither are you, neither was your sister, but you were both excepted right? Face it Rukia, the Kuchiki blood line is tainted with people that don't have a costant thorn bush in their sides, besides, being noble has never suited you," "You have an actual good point, amazing," "So, is that a yes?" "Yep," "Good, then let's get this over with, you stay here and I'll talk to them," "Wat?! No! I wanna come too!" "Why?" "Because noing you, you'll say or do something that will make it painfully obviouse that you are a reckless idiot, and then they'll attack you and you'll go Bankai and blow up Sereitei, if I'm there I can keep hitting you untill it's over or I hit a soft spot and nock you out," "Fine, then we'll keep Renji there as a pawn and if they object I'll make off with you faster than you can blink," "Ugh, you idiotic jerk!" Rukia leaned over to him, "But I still love you," "I love you too," Rukia leaned over and kissed Ichigo lightly on the lips, they were playing it all or nothing, all for love, but it wasn't the roll of the dice or the flip of the card, it was the simple power that they're love created and gave to them, and they would definetly succeed