A Little Prank

"A Hal-low-ween party?" Rukia asked, "Yes, don't you have Halloween parties in Soul Society?" "No! Hal-low-een is to celebrate spirits, we are spirits, so it dosen't really make any sense to me," "True, but would you please stop sounding out Halloween? You've heard atleast five times today!" "Sorry! I was just trying to pronounce it correctly!" "Well, regardless I think Soul Society should have a Halloween party," "Why?" "Because the war is over and still no one takes a break!" "No one?" "Well alot of people!" "True, ok then,, you tell everyone, I'll take down costume requests, I hope Uuryu can make a pink bunny outfit for me!" "Rukia that isn't a good-" but she was gone, "ideah," this could NOT end well! Because, you see, wat Rukia dosen't no is that there are only two kinds of bunny outfits, the fuzzy kind for really little kids, and the not so fuzzy kind for women, Rukia has never seen either, there are three no, four possible outcomes, one, she see it and dosen't come, or she changes costumes, of she dosen't realize how Riskey the outfit is and comes anyway, (but on that note she isn't stuppid) or she comes and tells Ichigo to shut up all night because she wanted to come and couldn't change her outfit at the last minute, gee, either way this works out to Ichigo's dimise, this party was a bad ideah!

And the night of Halloween... "Rukia hurry up! We're gonna be late for our owne party!" Ichigo yelled through Rukia's bedroom door, "I'm trying! I'm trying! I can't figure out how to put these on! ...Ichigo?" "Don't you ask me to come in and help you! Don't you dare! It's your costume! You figure it out! Understand!?" "Shut up! I was going to ask if there were directions on how to put these on!" "No you idiot!" "Don't call me an idiot! You're lucky I'm not out there right now or you'd be face down in a river somewere! This was a stupid ideah!" Gee, just wat Ichigo was thinking, ironic huh? Well, Rukia had been trying to get ready for an hour straight before she said, "I'll meet you there! I want this to be a surprise!" "Alright fine," and he left, Ichigo dressed up as Dracula for a loss of an original ideah, he turned around wen he heard, "Oh, Count Dracula, may I be your next vctum?" wat he saw walk through that door was unbelievable, a very, very good looking Rukia in a bunny outfit, the outfit to be exact: A bunny ears headband, a pink choker with a teardrop jewel, a pink fuzzy strapless top, a pink fuzzy mini skirt, very long neehigh socks, and fuzzy pink boots, and planted right in the middle of her chest, was a huge, red, strawberry! "Woa!" is all he could say, "Oh count, I even wore a strawberry, a little bribery never hurt," Ichigo's mouth flew open, "Yo vamp, reconnect your lower jaw," Renji (as a pirate) said, Rukia strutted over to the vampire, "Don't worry, my perfume won't kill you," he just stared, "Come on, I don't bite, you do," she was now touching his arm, his face as so red that he nearly had a nosebleed, then she let go, smiled a huge broad smile, and started laughing, she laughed so hard that her eyes teared and she had to hold her sstomach to stop it from hurting more than it already did, "That was all a joke?!" she only laughed more, "You're dead meat!!!!!!" "Oh relax, it was a Halloween prank I'm sure you have one planned for me too," "Well, yeah, but since you see it coming it's kinda pointless now," "Oh I won't ruin it, I never see pranks coming" "Oh Rukia!" Renji teased "Ya' got somethin' on your neck," Rukia looked down and Renji flicked her nose with his finger, "That was just plain mean Renji!" "The same could be said for you," Ichigo said, "I disagree," Ichigo rolled his eyes, "Wat about that strawberry on your chest?" "It's paint," "Wash off paint?" "Yes wash off paint! I'm not stupid! Although it may stain for a couple of days," he rolled his eyes, "By the way, come 'ere," "Why?" "Just come 'ere," "You, are an amazing little actress," then he kissed her, at first she was surprised, but then she fell into the kiss, allowing his tounge to slip through hr teeth and explore her mouth, as she slipped him her tounge, suddenly he jerked away and held his mouth, "I think you bit me," he mumbled, "Wat?!" he let his hand slip to reveal a bloody mouth, "Oh my goodness Ichigo I'm so sorry" she said with her hands to herr face, he smiled and started laughing, Rukia got red in the face, "That was mean!" "Wat you did was wose! Heck! I thought you were being seriouse!" "That's wat I thought about you!" "The kiss WAS seriouse, but I figured I'd give you payback at the same time so I bit into a blood capsule that I was going to break into your drink, I figured this would be better," "But you meant the kiss?" "Yes," "Well alright then," and as the full moon rose and the werewolves howeled, the two kissed ounce more, this was thae start of a new beging

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