NOTE: Neccy's request
This is he dialog experiment, made to decode the hidden languege of IchiRuki, as a master of said scientific experiments, I will throw the couple in a few averge (for them) situations, and explain to you their hidden languege, the translations will be in parenthisies, and the first experimant will be The Nightmare Seqence
Rukia woke up in a cold sweat, she heard the door open, "Rukia?! Are you ok? I heard you mummbeling and then a scream," "I'm fine," "Sure thing Liar," (I no that you aren't ok,) "I'm fine Idiot! Now go back to sleep, it was only a nightmare," (I'm ok, go back to sleep, it was only a nightmare,) "Shut up and tell me already!" (I want to help you) "Real nice, how would I d that Idiot?" (I'm avoiding your request because I don't want you to worry) "Just talk already!" (I worry more if you don't tell me) "It was just a nightmare!" (I don't want you to worry, I'll be ok,) "Look! Talk before I make you!" (I'll worry anyway, please tell me,) "You were dead, happy?" (You were dead, I was scared because you left me, I don't want to talk anymore) "Does it look like I'm dead? Anything else?" (I'm not dead, I'm right here with you, is there anything else bothering you?) "Shut up," (Dn't worry,) "Well if you don't wanna tell me than come on," (I understand that this is uncommfortable, come here) "Why? Wat do you want?" (I don't want to bother you) "Just get over here!" (I want you to feel safe, it's no trouble) "Fine," (Thank you) she crossed over to the bed and sat down, "Lay down," (Go ahead and get comfortable,) "Make me!" (Are you sure it's ok?) "Come on," (It's fine) she layed on the bed, next to her protector, "Alright, wat happened?" (Tell me about your dream) "I died, and your blood stained my hands," "Eh, I ain't dyin' soon," (I'll be ok, it's you I'm worried about) she snuggled closer to him, "Try not to have any more nightmares," (I'll protect you, even from your dreams)
The Injury Seqence: "Ichigo! Ichigo! Wake up you moron!" (Ichigo! Ichigo! Please don't be dead,) she shoke him a little more, "Rukia?" "You idiot! How reckless can you be!?" (I'm here, thank goodness you're alive!) "Heh, dson't act like you're so stratigized, you were pretty reckless too," (Me? You're the one I'm worried about) "Just shut up!" (You should stop talking) "Make me!" (I'll be ok,) "You sure are stupid, now sleep till you're healed," (I'm sorry that you're hurt, you'll be ok,)
The Sick Seqence: "103, You're sick alright," "That's impossible! You're an idiot! You can't be reading that right!" (No! I don't wanna be sick! Please take care of me!) "I'm not stupid dumby! Now lay down!" (Of course I'll take care of you, now please lay down) "Watever" (Ok)she layed down in his bed, "Now I can torture you like you did to me wen I was sick!" (Atleast I can return the favor and care for you,) "Shut up!" (Thank you,) "I'm gonna go get your medicine, don't die wile I'm gone," (I'll be right back with your medicine, please get better soon!) "Can't make any promises!" (I'll be ok) "Oh, by the way, the medicine will be extra terrible," (I'm sorry, the medicine will probbably taste bad) "Heh, then in that case you can drink some first, I'm still strong enough to forcefully give you a sip," (That's ok, as long as I'm with you) "Shut up Midget!" (Why thank you!)
The Juice Box Seqence: "Idiot! You still can't do it right!?" (Do you need some help sweetie?) "It isn't my fault!" (Yes help would be lovely!) "Ugh!" (I'll help you,) he stepped behind her, "Here! I'm not dong it for you!" (I'll only help,)"I get it! Back off Idiot!" (I get it! Thanks for your help!)
Hopefully, thanks to my demonstration, you can now decode your owne IchiRuki speak, so go my students! And translate the IchiRuki!
