NOTE: This may be really stupid, but wen me and my mom are talking about Rukia, Ichigo, and Sea Monkeys, this is wat happens

Sea Monkeys: "Rukia? Why is there a fish bowel filled with water on my desk?" "Well," Rukia began, turning away from the bowel, "I'll tell you if you tell me something," "Wat?" "Were are the Sea Monkeys?!" Ichigo's eye twitched in annoyance, "Say again?" "All I see are these little specks, were are the Sea Monkeys?" "Those little specks ARE the Sea Monkeys!" "Ichigo, I'm not stupid, I no wat monkeys look like, and these are most certanly NOT monkeys," "No, they're SEA Monkeys," "So? I was expecting monkeys that could swim, not specks," "They aren't specks, Rukia, they're shrimp," "Really? They sure are small, wait, if they're shrimp then they aren't Sea Monkeys," "Sea Monkeys ARE shrimp!" "Then why are they called Sea Monkeys? Why aren't they called Shrimp?" "No one nos, maybe to get you to buy them? And by the way, were did you get the money for those anyway?!" "Uhhh, that isn't important right now, well, I'm going to take them back," "Wait! You can't do that Midget!"
Hairless Cats: "Rukia? Please tell me that you did NOT just buy a naked cat! Do you no how expensive they are?!" "Well, the man at the store said that they belonged to royality, and that this one belonged to a princess, but there was an extra in the litter and she asked him to sell this one to royalty, and nobility is almost the same thing," "Rukia, that guy was lyieing," "And how do YOU no? Lavern looks like royalty to me!" "Lavern?!" "Well wat was I supposed to name her?! 'Fluffy'?!" "Alright, how did you pay for the cat?" "That isn't important," later that night... Ichigo woke up slowly to see "Lavern" starring at him, "Yahhhhhhh!!" he screamed, "Rawwwwwrrrrrr!" she screached, Rukia slammed the closet door open, "Ichigo wat are you doing to my cat?!" Lavern's claws dug deeper into his chest, "Wat did I do to YOUR cat?! Your 'CAT' just clawed me to shreds!" "Well you scared her!" the cat seemed to smirk as she leaped into the closet, Ichigo shook his head and went to get some Iodne, later that morning... "Yaaahhhhh! RUKIA YOUR STUPID CAT JUST SCRATHCHED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!" Ichigo yelled, running out of the shower, "Well if you were in the shower she probbably thought you were family," "I have HAD it with that thing you call a cat! She scratches me every chance she gets! Smirks at me! And everytime that creature hisses I just no it's saying 'Ichigo', now get rid of that demon!" "Well, she just dosen't like you, it's that simple," "Ofcourse, evil cat, evil midget, makes perfect sense,"
Rats: "Rukia? Why do you have a rat on a leash?" "This isn't a rat, she's a Chiwawa," "Rukia, that's a rat," "No, the man at the pet store said she was a chiwawa," "He LIED!" "Prove it!" "Alright, get me a sumbarrow and I will!"
Parrots: "Ichigo's an idiot! Ichigo's an idiot!" "That's a good birdy," Rukia praised, Ichigo walked in at that moment, "Rukia? Mind explaining why you have a parrot in here?" "Ichigo is reckless! Ichigo is reckless!" the bird sqwaked, "Such a smart bird!" she sqealed, "You trained that bird to say I'm reckless?!" "Ichigo is mean! Ichigo is mean!" "No, I trained her to insult you," she corrected, "Ichigo is stupid! Ichigo is stupid!" "I hate this bird,"
Dogs: "Rukia? Mind explaining why you have a dog on my bed?" "Ichigo, she isn't a dog, she's a panda," "Say again?!" "Panda, see the markings?" "Rukia! Someone spray painted that dog to look like a panda!" "Now who would do someting so stupid?" "Asks the midget who fell for it," "Panda's have really sharp teeth you no!" "Rukia, aren't pandas, oh, I don't no, bigger?!" "Well, this one is a baby," "And why do you think that pet shops are suddenly selling pandas?" "Ummm, to make money?" "Rukia, I have five words for you, That Is Not A Panda!"
Bunnies: "A bunny?" "Yep! The pet store finally got bunnies in!" "Ya' no wat? After this past week, if you have a bunny, a nice, quiet, normal, clawless, bunny, I am ok with that," "Oh, well, um, thank you?"
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