"Rukia!!" Rukia slammed into the wall, Ichigo finished the hollow quickly and rushed towards her, "Rukia, Rukia," he shook her awake, she opened her eyes, she immediatly looked horrified, "K-Kian-Sir? Wat on earth happened to your hair?" "Huh?" "You look horrible," "Wat did you say?!" "I-I'm sorry! I meant, um, why did you dye your hair orange? Of all coulers, I liked it better black," "Wat are you talking about Midget?" "'Midget'? Wen did you start calling me that, Kian-Sir?" "Wa- I've always called you that! And why are you calling me 'Kian'?! Wat's the matter Midget? Too many blowes to the head?" "W-Wait a minute! You aren't Kian-Sir! W-Who are you?! Wat squad are you from?!" Rukia had leaped up, one hand on her sword, "No, seriously Rukia, is something wrong with your head?" "Answer my question! I'm Rukia Kuchiki Squad 13! Who are you?!" "Well I no who you are, the question is, do YOU no who you are?" "Don't play games with me!" "Uh, hello! 'Member me? Ya' no, the reckless idiot that destroyed half of Soul Society to save your Midget Butt, remember that?" he was now standing too, "I-I don't no wat you're talking about! I'm reporting you to my captin!" "Rukia wait!" But she was already gone, "Wat's wrong with her?"
Rukia approached the store, "Um, excuse me, I sensed the reistu, are there any other Soul Reapers here?" Urahara glanced up, a bit confused, "Um, Miss Kuchiki, wat are you talking about?" "Oh good! You no who I am! Um, tell me, how do I get home? I'm a bit lost and there's this strange orange-headed Soul Reaper chaseing me around," "Uhhh, why don't you wait here a minute," he got up and started walking towards the back of the store yelling, "Youraweichie!" a few minutes later he had explained Rukia's strange behavior, "Um, Rukia, why don't you follow me, Captin Ukitake wants you to stay here a little longer," Rukia nodded and followed the older woman out of the room, Youraweichie glanced back at Urahara, who said, "I'll go find him," Urahara stepped outside to see Ichigo raceing down the street, "Rukia! Rukia!" he called, Urahara motioned him forward, he stepped inside the shop, "Ichigo, Rukia has been acting strange, did something happen?" "Not really, she was thrown against a wall wile she was fighting a hollow and then she started acting weird," Urahara sat down next to Ichigo, "Uh-oh," "I don't like the sound of that Urahara," "I think she lost her memory," "Well that's just peachy! Wen I asked if she took one too many hits to the head I wasn't seriouse!"
"Rukia?" Youraweichie asked in a soft tone, "Wat's the last thing you remember before coming here?" "Um, I was sent here to kill hollows," "Do you remember wat day it was?" "Uh, yesterday?" "She meant the date," Ichigo interupted, " "Um, no, sorry, I don't," "That's ok, do you atleast remember who sent you?" "Captin Ukitake ofcourse," "Do you remember wat month it is?" "Yes, it's the begining of June right?" the other three exchanged glances, "And, how many hollows were you sent to kill?" "Two," "How many so far?" "One," "Well, ok, why don't you just rest here a little, we'll be right back," Youraweichie, Urahara, and Ichigo got up, left, and shut the door behind them, "Well this is just great! She's about three hours short of remembering me!" Ichigo sqwaked, "Yes, and about three hours short of remembering her shoulder injury, atleast she dosen't no that she lost her memory," Youraweichie corrected, "Oh yeah, big help!" Ichigo screeched, now he was really starting to get ticked off, "So you're tellin' me that I have to remind her of everything or something?!" "No, but we need to figure out how to get her memory back," "Yeah right,"
Ichigo opened the door, "Alright Rukia, I'm gonna give you a crash course on the past year of your life," he said sitting next to her bed, she blinked, "Huh?" she asked, "You lost the last year's worth of your memory," "No I didn't!" "Then why don't you remember me? And why are you injured from a fight that you don't remember fighting?" Rukia looked down, then looked back up, "So I have amnesisa, you were saying?" Ichigo smiled slightly, "Ok, my name is Ichigo," Rukia started giggling, "Hehe, 'Ichigo', that's a funny name for a man," "Shut up Midget," "Why do you do that?! Do you hate me or something?!" "Wat? No! That's just our relationship! I call you a midget, you call me an idiot, I say your drawings suck, you call me reckless and irresponsible, see?" "Oh, so we hate eachother?" "No, we just act like we do, any of that make any sense?" she blinked a few times, "Ichigo, I'm tired," she said, laying her head on his lap, "Uh, hey? Wat'cha doin'?" "Going to sleep," "Um, on me?" "Yes, why? Don't we usually do this?" "Uh, yeah, yeah, we do," "Ok, see you wen I wake up I guess," "Uh-huh," Ichigo hesitated, but wen he was sure she was asleep, he carefully placed his hand on her head and began stroking her hair, "I really hope you remember me soon, Rukia," he wispered,
Rukia opened her eyes, she was laying on Ichigo's chest, he was asleep, his arm around her, this seemed a bit familiar, 'Oh! I no! He must be worried about me, so I'll surprise him!' She thought smileing, she rose up, then leaned down and kissed him softly on the lips, his eyes flittered open, he looked down, he kissed back, she raised up, "Good morning Sweetie," she said, "Um, good morning," he sat up, she leaned on his shoulder, and giggled a little, "You smell like strawberries," she said, "Uh, so do you," she looked up at him, "Yeah probbably," she kissed him on the cheek, "So, wat are we doing today, Honey?" Ichigo thought for a moment, had he entered the Twilight Zone? "Um, wat we normally do," "And wat's that?" "Dunno, watever we feel like, usually you draw or read and I read or take naps," "Ok, let's just lay here a wile then," she said, laying on Ichigo's lap, "Uh, Rukia?" "Yes Ichi?" "Um, why are you calling me pet names and kissing me?" she raised up, "Well, that's wat we do right? I mean, we're in love with eachother, right?" "Well yeah, but, uh, nevermind," "Um, Ichi? Do you normally act this strange?" "Uh, just forget it S-Sweetie," "Heh, like I forgot everything else?" "Hehehe," Ichigo laughed nervously,
It was about an hour in, they had just been laying there, talking, wen Rukia's Soul Phone rang, she picked it up, "Hello?" "Rukia!" the voice on the other end shouted, "R-Renji?!" "Oh Rukia! Thank goodness you remember me! Are-" "Why are you calling me? We haven't talked in a long time Renji," "Oh great, um, do you no who Ichigo is?" Rukia giggled, "Uh-huh! Wait, how do you no Ichi?" "Since wen did you start calling him 'Ichi'?! Look, just let me talk to him ok?!" "Yeah, ok," she handed the phone to Ichigo and mouthed "Renji" then spun her finger next to her head in other words, "Renji's crazy," Ichigo held back a laugh, "Hello?" he choked "GET HER MEMORY BACK!" Renji yelled, "So you've heard?" he asked, "Listen! I no you won't like this, but, it's the only way to get her memory back," "Wat?" "You're gonna have to give a quick hit on the back of the head,-hard," "Wat?! No way!" "It's the only way!" "No way that's insane!" "Come on! Just a quick 'wap' and it's over! She'll have her memory back in no time!" "I'm not gonna risk dameging her brain for that! you're crazy!" "Just hard enough to nock her out for- not even five minutes!" "NO! I'll talk to you later Renji, bye," Ichigo hung up the phone, Rukia looked at him with a puzzled look on her face, "Trust me, you don't wanna no," she nodded, then the phone buzzed again, "It's a hollow, I'll take care of it," Ichigo offered, "No, that's ok, I want to come too," "Well, alright, you remember how to use Soul Candy, right?" "Yes, ofcourse," she took a Soul Candy, he used his badge, and on their way to the scene, "By the way, Ichi, how'd I get back here?" they were in his room, "Well, I carried you ofcourse," Rukia nodded, before she and Ichigo leaped out the window,
Rukia drew her sword, but before she could attack, the hollow hit here into a wall, "Rukia!!" she heard, but then she blacked out, the next thing she new she heard mumbeilng, "Is she gonna be ok or wat?!" Ichigo's voice came, "She'll be fine, she might even have her memory back," that was Youraweichie, "Well, Ya' no wat they say, 'Hair of the dog', right?" "Look, she's waking up," the first thing she saw was Ichigo's face, "Hey Rukia, are you ok?" she sat up, "Um, who are you?" Ichigo looked stunned, then she started laughing, "I'm kidding!" she sqeaked, "Do you remember anything Midget?!" "Um, not much, but, we, wait a minute, we kissed, we said we were in love with each other," "Yeah? And?" "Never mind," she smiled, sometimes Amnisia wasn't such a bad thing, well, normally it was