"Rukia? Wat are you reading?" Rukia looked up at him, "A book on hypnosis," Ichigo raised an eyebrow, "Yeah? Why?" "Because it's intereseting," "Oh yeah?" "Yes, and if you don't believe me, then you can try to hypnotize me," she stared up at him and put the book down, "And how would I do THAT Geniouse?" "Well, simple," she reached over and pulled a pocket watch out of a small box on the bed, "Here, you no how to do the rest I assume?" "Yeah yeah," really he didn't believe in all this, hypnosis was stupid, save for Aizan's zanpokto, but all the same, why not prove that little point, he looked at Rukia, who was sitting infront of him on the bed, siting very still, "Alright," he took the watch and started swinging it back and forth, watching as her eyes followed the watch, (A/N: You can't hypnotize people this way, only illusionists can really do it, none of this other stuff works) "You are getting very sleepy," he began, "Very, very sleepy, you are falling into a deep, deep, sleep," he watched as Rukia's eyes started to close slowly, and her focuse was lost, she tried to keep her eyes open but couldn't and they blinked closed quite often, "On the count of three you will be in a very deep sleep, 1, 2, ...3!" Rukia was asleep, her eyes were closed and her head was drooped, but she was still sitting, 'Hm... wat to do, ... oh I no!' "Now, you will awake wen I snap my fingers, and wen you wake, you will think that I am Tony and you are Jeannie from 'I Dream Of Jeannie', you will think that the closet is your Jeannie bottle and that you have lost your magic, you will only awake from this trance wen I say.... 'Major Nelson', now, awake!" he snapped his fingers and Rukia's eyes shot open, "Oh my, good morning Master! ... Wy am I not in my bottle?" Ichigo grinned, this was going to be fun!
"Oh my goodness! I just remembered something! All of my magc is gone Master!" Rukia sqweaked in her fake voice, "Really? You don't say," Ichigo was still grinning, "Yes! I must go see Haji right away!" Rukia snapped her eyes closed and bobbed her head, "Oh!! Every last drop of my magic must be gone! This isn't good at all Master!" Ichigo was thouroughly enjoying this, espically the "master" part, "I suppose I'll have to wait here untill Haji comes for me! But untill then I'll have to grant your wishes well, ... manually!" "Yeah, I guess so," "Oh Master! I just had a wounderfull ideah!" "Oh? And wat would that be?" Rukia sprang up and grabbed a marker, Ichigo's eyes grew wide, "J- Jeannie, I didn't no you could draw," "Oh silly Master! I am not going to draw!" Ichigo let out a small sigh of relief, "I am going to write!" The giant-stunned-Ichigo-eyes were back, "W- Write wat?" "Silly Master! Do not worry!" she stepped into the closet, emerging a few minutes later in jeans and a tank top, she lifted her shirt up a bit and written across her stomach were the words "Propperty Of Major Nelson" Ichigo's eyes were about to come out of his head, and the more the seconds ticked by the more he was sure that this wasn't a good ideah, "J- Jeannie, PLEASE go wash that off!" "...You are right Master! I should write it on my arm!" "N- no! That isn't wat I-!" but she was already gone, oh dear
"Master~! I'm back~!" Rukia sang, dancing into the room, "Ru- I mean Jeannie, um-" "Master, don't worry! I washed off the ink, but I'm thinking of getting it tattooed," "Alright that's it! You have GOT to be kidding! Y- You're just fooling around right? I mean, you aren't really hypnotized are you Rukia?!" "Rukia? Master... wat are you talking about?" "You- you mean you really ARE hypnotized?" "Master... wat are you talking about?" "Major Nelson! Major Nelson!" "Huh?" "Look! You are NOT Jeannie ok?! You're Rukia RU-KI-A!" "Why.... wat do you mean?" "If the magic words won't wake you up, then maybe this will!" "Wa- um!" Ichigo's lips were then crushing against her's, yet his kiss was surpriseingly soft and gentle, Rukia was speechless, "I love you Rukia!" "Eh?" "Not Jeannie, RUKIA! I Love Rukia! Ok?! I Love Her! I Love Her!" Rukia's lips curved into a grin, "Well well, I love you too, ... Ichigo," "You're awake?! Great- wait a minute, you were never hypnotized were you?" "Oh yes I was, untill you said 'Major Nelson' then I figured out wat you were doing and decided to teach you a lesson, never hypnotize me for fun ever again," "And wat would be a good reason to hypnotize you?" "....If I'm in pain... maybe," "Uh-huh," "And by the way, the hole 'Master' thing, never again," "Shoot," "Yep, ... hey Ichigo?" "Yeah?" "Why do I have 'Propperty Of Major Ichigo' written on my arm?"