Arrest Me

"Rukia.... please tell me that isn't your costume," Rukia smiled and twirled her handcuffs, "Yeah, they were out of bunny cotumes and Renji suggested this one because I was like your warden or something," Ichigo's eye twitched, he didn't think it was possible that she could look so cute in that outfit, you gussed it, Rukia was wearing a very, very short police dress with a police hat and high heels, complete with handcuffs, and all of a sudden, he found those same handcuffs connecting him and Rukia, "Rukia, get these things off of us," "Yeah yeah, I just wanted to play around and pretend to arrest you," with his free hand Ichigo slapped himself in the head, "Rukia, you don't handcuff the suspect to you, you handcuff the suspect's hands together," "Oooohhh, ok, I'll get these off, .... uh-oh," Ichigo's eyes expanded, "Please tell me you didn't loose the key," "Ok, I won't tell you, ... Ichigo, I need to get in the closet and look for the- um, the lock undoer," Ichigo banged his head on his head board, "Rukia," he moaned,
"Ow! Rukia! Be carefull!" "Sorry," Rukia was currently searching the top shelf of the closet, and everytime she moved the wrong way, Ichigo's head hit the shelf, Rukia hopped down, "Nothing, did you find it?" Ichigo shook his head, he had been searching the bottum of the closet, "I just thought of something," he said, "Wat?" "Kon was kidnapped by Yuzu to go to that Halloween sleepover party," "Yeah," "He won't be back till tommorrow AFTER the Halloween party," "Yeah," "He would want to see you in that costume," "Yeah," Wat if... he took the key with him because he new you were going to try on the costume and test the handcuffs," Rukia's eyes widened, "I COULD BE STUCK LIKE THIS UNTILL TOMMORROW NIGHT?!" she screamed, "Isn't the more pressing fact that we could be stuck together untill tommorrow night?" "Ichigo listen! I didn't no how revealing this was! Orahime ordered it for me!" "Rukia! RUKIA! Get ahold of yourself!" "I'm sorry! I just-" "I no, look, maybe, he TRIED to take the key with him but my sister found it and put it in her room," "That's a good point, it'll be easy to find too, the handle is shaped like a star," "Great, it'll be easier to find that way!" "That's wat I said didn't I Moron?!"
They had only been looking for the key for a few minutes but already, "I found it! I found it!" Rukia sqweaked, "Really?! Great!" they sat on one of the beds and Rukia started to unlock the handcuffs, unfourtinatly, "Uh-oh," "Oh please not another 'Uh-oh'! Wat happened?" "The key broke in the lock," Ichigo moaned, "Alright, we only have one option left," "Oh? And exactly wat option would THAT be?! Because I don't see any options!" "Well," .....
"Well ofcourse I can help you!" Kiuske laughed, a moment latter he was cranking up a chain saw, "You aren't going to saw off the hanhdcuffs are you?!" Rukia sqweaked, "Ofcourse not!" Ichigo's eye twitched, "If you're going to say that you plan on cutting off our hands I'll kill you," "Aww! But it's almost Halloween!" "I don't care!" "Fine, fine," he put down the chain saw and picked up a pair of plyers, and after about an hour the handcuffs were off, Rukia rubbed her rist, "Does it hurt Midget?" Ichigo asked her, "No, I just see people doing this on TV all the time," "Yeah well, Kon is dead," "Yeah, although, being stuck with you wasn't at all like I would've thought it to be," "Oh really?" "Yes, I actually didn't have a bad time, it was kind of nice, not the handcuffs, but being around you, I mean um, being with you, I mean um, uh, being near you, I mean-" "It's ok, I get it," "Really?! You do?!" "Yeah ofcourse I do," there was a short pause as Ichigo grinned, "You like me," Rukia's face turned cherry red, "You like me, you like me, you like me," he mocked, Rukia smiled, "Yeah I do," Ichigo's face went blank, "I like you alot, actually, I really love you," Ichigo blinked, "Um, really?" "Yeah, you guessed right odddly enough," "I was actually just teasing you," "Oh," her face turned more red and her voice was an octave higher than she had intended, "I mean, don't get me wrong, I uh, I love you too and all," "Then enough said," "Agreed, and I'll get Uryuu to make you a better costume," "Really? You mean like a bunny?" "...Yeah, yeah, he'll make you a bunny costume," but wat Ichigo planned on getting as a bunny costume was a bunny head band, a pink dress (nee length) with a wite pom pom tail, and elf-like shoes, he smiled at the thought, ah yes, they both win, she gets to be a bunny and he dosen't have to spend Halloween night beating up guys, lovely, "Hey Ichigo?" "Yeah?" "Wat about this?" she pointed to her poilce costume, "We destroyed the handcuffs; we have to keep it, ... or kill it," Rukia giggled, "Uh-huh," she leaned up on her tip-toes and kissed Ichigo lightly on the cheek, he turned and kissed her on the lips, then he smiled, "Race ya' home?" but before she could say anything he was off, "Hey! Ichigo! I can't run like this! Slow down!" "Or wat? Ya' gonna gve me a speeding ticket?" "Huh?" "Never mind, just come on," "Slow down!!" "If you want me to slow down you'll have to catch me and arrest me!" "Alright I will!" She would never catch him, she could barely walk in that costume much less run, but on the other hand, he wouldn't really mind if she DID arrest him

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