Link to the picture that inspired this: http://lanithanai.deviantart.com/art/Wifely-Duties-56639185
"Oh counfound it!" Rukia spat, undoing the potential not for the fifth time, "Confound it? Rukia, WERE did you learn that?" "My sister talked like that, I thought it'd be a better example for the kids if we kept our mouths clean," "Rukia, Honey, wat part of 'They're already ruined' don't you understand?" Rukia stuck her tounge out at her husband, "You no, my sister couldn't tie nots either, well, not according to my brother," "Understandable," Tsuki chimed, "So let me get this straight," Ichigo started, "Your sister couldn't tie nots, YOU can't tie nots, and now our daughter can't tie nots, it seems that your side of the family has some seriouse hand-eye-coordination issuses," "And it seems that YOUR side of the family, mainly you, has some brain-mouth-coordination issues," Ichigo rolled his eyes "Ya' no, let ME do it," Rukia slapped him on the back of the head, well, atleast she was TRIEING!