Ichigo stared at his sleeping wife, she was so beautifull, especially considering the fact that she just gave birth to twins! He shook his head in awe, she was the most incredable person to ever exist, he glanced at his sleeping babies, then a worry came across his mind, he dug into Rukia's duffle bag and pulled out a Sharpie, with one hand he lifted the wool bootie off one baby's foot and with the other hand took the Sharpie, un-capped it with his teeth, and scribbled 'IR' on the baby's foot, then he did the same to the other child, "Ichigo? Wat're you doing?" Rukia mumbeled, she raised up slightly, her hair was a mess and she looked tired, like she was about to collapse any minute, "Nothing Honey, just takeing some precausions, go back to sleep, everything's fine," he assured, hideing the marker behind his back, she noded tiredly, and collapsed back down, he put the shoe back on the baby's foot and capped the Sharpie, slideing back in the duffle bag and sitting in the chair next to Rukia's bed, he laid his arms across her legs and burried his head in them, slowly drifting off to sleep
Ichigo woke up slowly, Rukia was humming something, he couldn't put his finger on wat, he looked up, "Good morning," she greeted quietly he smiled, and looked, "Woah!" he shreiked, leaping up and turning around with a deep blush on his face, Rukia was sitting there nurseing Tsuki and Ichigo was trying to get his mind off it, "Is something wrong?" she asked dully, highly displeased with his actions, "No, nothing, nothing, nothing at all,"
"I new it!" Ichigo shreiked, Rukia looked up from her book, "Wat?" "These aren't our babies!" "Wat?!" "The mark I put on their feet isn't there!" "You marked our babies??! How?! Why?!" "I put an 'IR' on their feet with a Sharpie in case THIS happened!" Rukia just sat there in shock, "Oh, wait a minute, here's the mark, but why are their feet blue?" "Um, footprint ink Dumbo?" he blushed and nodded slightly, "That,..could be...possible, I guess," Rukia rolled her eyes, "Isn't it the MOTHER'S job to be obsessive?" "Yeah, but you're tired, I'll do it for you," she shrugged, "Um, Ichigo? Why are the mittens cut open?" "....They were makeing the twins uncomfortable," Rukia rolled her eyes, wat had she married into?
Ichigo just shook his head, "I wish we didn't have to sighn all these stupid pappers," he stated, rubbing his temples and stareing at more release forms, Rukia "hmphed" and gave him a weird look, "Yeah well, you've got it easy," he stared at her in astonishment, "Excuse me?" "Yeah, you have to sighn pappers, but I have to trust you not to slam me into a wall AND juggle two babies without dropping one! I'm telin' ya', I absolutely HATE these stupid weelchair rules," Ichigo rolled his eyes, "So how are we gonna do this?" Ichigo looked back up, "Wat'cha mean?" "I mean, are we going to have hourly shifts or wat?" "Oh, well I was actually thinking about that, you take 12 to 3, I'll take 3 to 6, you take 6 to 9, and I'll take 9 to 12," Rukia nodded in agreement, "Ok! Here they are!" Hanatarou walked in with the babies and put them in their basinests, handing the new born's pictures to Rukia, "Awwwww! Ichigo! Looky! 'dems so cyute!" she cooed, Ichigo looked down and his jaw dropped, "Their eyes are red...were they crying?! Wat did you do to them?!" Hanatarou started fidgeting, "N-nothing! We just woke them up that's all!" "Well why did you do that?!" "Because I want to get out of here!" Rukia screeched
"You ready?" "Been ready for three days Ichigo," Rukia stretched, Ichigo strapped the double sided baby-carrier to his chest, Rukia picked up one baby and strapped her in the front side, she then took the other and straped him in the back, "Ya' no...these babies are surpriseingly heavy....wat on earth did you feed them?!" Rukia just glared and slapped him on the back of the head, causeing the twins to start giggling, "Oh my..ICHIGO! They're laughing! They're laughing! They have a sense of humor!" Rukia slapped him again, causeing the twins to laugh more, she slapped him again, and again, and again, after about the fifth time he finally growled, "Would you quit doing that?! That hurts you no!" she slapped him again
Rukia really wasn't sure WHY she had been lied to, changeing diapers really wasn't NEARLY as bad as everyone said it was, "Agh!" untill she heard THAT, she turned to look at Ichigo, "Is there a problum?" she saw Ichigo defending himself with his shirt against the on-comeing body fluid spraying from her son, she couldn't help it, she just started laughing, she turned around and finished changeing Tsuki, "It is NOT funny Rukia!" "Oh I HAVE to disagree," "Well fine! Disagree wen YOU get sprayed!" "Oh that's not going to happen, remember? You and I agreed that I would mostly take care of our daughter, and YOU, my unlucky little freind, will mostly take care of our son," Ichigo growled, "Well if it's THAT bad just point his little Yoo-hoo south," he threw a bottle at her, it missed and only sailed a few miserable meters
They really had no clue that it would be THIS irritateing, Rukia was wearing a tank top and Ichigo wasn't wearing a shirt at all, she ran her elbow under the faucet, "It should be ok," she replied, drying her arm off, Ichigo nodded and put the twins in the little baby bath that sat in the sink, Rukia soaped her hands up and began washing Tsuki wile Ichigo did the same to Taiyou, Rukia spun around to get a towel and accedentally flung soap on Ichigo's bare chest, he glared at her, she didn't pay any attention, as she continued washing Tsuki's face, makeing sure not to get soap in her eyes, Ichigo flung soap on Rukia and quickly returned to his job, wisteling suspicously, Rukia glared and flung more soap onto him, it soon became a war, causeing Tsuki and Taiyou, (who were currently wrapped in two towels and sitting in a small carrier) were laughing like there was no tommorrow
Ichigo woke up to a baby crieing and a kick in the butt, "It's 3:30 A.M. Ichigo, you're turn,"