Heat Wave

Rukia moaned again, she looked like she was about to have a heat stroke, "Rukia... If you're really THAT hot then take off some of your clothes, I mean wearing that uniform in this heat MUST be uncomfortable," Ichigo leaned closer to the small fan on the desk, "You're right," Rukia replied, standing up and walking into the closet, Ichigo, mean wile, tugged the fan closer to the edge of the desk so it blew directly on him, Rukia struted out of the closet, "Move over," she demnaded, climbing on to the bed next to him, not wanting to be touched, he quickly obeyed, "Ahhhh," Rukia sighed contently, Ichigo opened his eyes, "See? I told- woah!" he leaped off the bed and turned around, sheilding his eyes, "Is there a problum?" she asked, "Yeah! I didn't say 'take off ALL your clothes'!" "I'm wearing clothes!" "Barely!" Rukia rolled her eyes, she was still just sitting there in nothing but her strawberry-print underwear, and it was torturing him! "Wat's the problum here? YOU'RE in YOUR underwear!" "That's diffrent!" he immidiatly regretted wearing nothing but his under shirt and boxers, but it was so hot in here! "Oh yeah?! How?!" "You're a guy and I'm a girl! I mean, I'M a guy and YOU'RE a girl!" his blush had deepened atleast three shades, "Yeah, you don't want to get THAT mixed up," she mocked, "Besides, why can GUYS dress half naked and girls can't?" "You have things that we don't!" "I meant in our underwear Doofus!" "Because... you're classier than we are!" "As true as that is, if you're going to be comfortable then so am I," "How about you put on one of my old t-shirts? That's not hot at all!" She glared, "Please! Like I'm gonna do that! It's bad enough that I have to wear my bra!" he was sweating bullets but it wasn't because of the tempiture OUTside, "Wat's wrong with you anyway?" 'Asks the girl strutting around in her underwear!' "I mean Renji would be begging me to strip right now!" At that moment Ichigo wanted nothing more than to kill that pineapple-headed Baboon for setting an example of wat normal men should act like! "Rukia, Renji would jump to see anything naked ok? And further more, unlike that baboon, I actually have some pride and sense of moral responsibility!" "Idiot," he wanted to staple her mouth shut, he threw his arm back and felt the plush, soft skin of her shoulder, he felt dizzy, "Ahem?" he quickly jerked away, "Is it... I bet you'd rather see Orihime in HER-" "Hold it, you're wrong about that," "Well wat's so wrong with my body that you don't-" "There's nothing WRONG with it!" he turned to face her and tried to stop himself from looking at every lushis curve of her body, "It's just that I don't want anyone to come in here and get the wrong idea," "Then lock the door," "That would go BEYOND giving them the wrong idea," Rukia nodded in understanding, "Hey," he kissed her lightly, "I still love you and all, but we can't even sort of hint that we're engaged around my family, it's bad enough that we already told Renji and Orihime, I mean those two have bigger mouths than the Wide Mouthed Frog," "Yeah...but wat do we do about the heat?" "You can wear a tank top and shorts," ...Fine, but they'll be REALLY short," "Fine,"

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