NOTE: Originally this was supposed to be 100% seriouse, but somewere along the way, my mind wandered and this happened, but I like the outcome anyway, remember comments are loved!
At that moment, he did the unthinkable, Grimijow stabbed Rukia with his hand, and threw her across the street, "Rukia!" Ichigo screamed, her gigi had a gikongi in it, named Bunny, (who I can only assume Rukia named after the bunny shaped discpencer she had long awaited for) didn't really understand anything that was going on, only that her master, Rukia, had stoppped moving, "Wukia? Awe you ok?" -Bunny speaks with the langege of a three year old, incase you couldn't tell-Ichigo was still fighting, Rukia still uncounciouse, Bunny still unable to comprehend the actions taking place, Ichigo put his sword down for a minute to come up with a strategy, something he rarely did, but as soon as he did, Grimijow stepped over to Rukia, picked her up by the hair, and said, "Hm, just as I thought, but you can't be THIS weak! Come on! Get up! Soul Reaper!" but before he could continue, before Ichigo could pick up his sword, Rukia had used her owne Zanpokto, to peirce him, like he did her, "Now who's weak?" she wispered, and stood up on her owne, 'I have to finish this! I can't continue much longer! But if I don't fight alongside him, Ichigo will get distracted again, and won't be able to think about how he can win!' she turned her Zanpokto, "Dance, Sode No Shiriyuki, Ban-Kai!" and just like her brother's Bankai, her Zanpokto sank into the ground, and around her realesed dozens of crystal wite swords, "Ban-Kai," and realesed out of every sword, was a storm of snow and ice, the storm lunged forward, but Grimmijow dodged it, "You're finished," Ichigo said, "Ban-Kai!" and his sword, Zangetsu, transformed as well, into an officer's sword, long with a black blade and hilt, a long black chain dangled from the end, his Shihaksho changed as well, into more of fancier one, Grimmijow looked over to see Ichigo, wen he felt the same strong, icy wind that he had felt seconds ago, Sode No Shiriyuki's ice wind had missed ounce again, but this time caught his leg, the two swords were strangely simaler annd strangly opposite, because Sode No Shiriyuki was the same lenth as Zangetsu, yet it was wite, the purest Zanpokto in Soul Society, and it had a long wite ribbon drapping the hilt, as the chain drapped Zangetsu, and at the end was a silver bell, at the end of Ichigo's was a black ball, they were simaler but completely opposite, before Grimmijow new it, Ichigo had his sword to the Arrancar's neck, "You're threw," Ichigo said, but just then, a blinding red light came at him, Grimmijow had used Cero, and had blasted Ichigo away, "Ichigo!" Rukia yelled, before Grimmijow came and slapped her face harshly, sending her flying as well, "Rukia!" but this time she didn't stand back up,
"Now you did it! Don't ever, don't you ever ever touch her! Now your mine!" and then, before anyone new it, Ichigo was there again, his Bankai's speed boost was very usefull, and then, Ichigo ended it, walking over to the uncounciouse Soul Reaper on the street, he picked her up gently, and shook her alittle, "Rukia?" he asked softly, "Yes?" she returned softly, "Wake up, wake up," "Why? I'm sleepy, I want to go to sleep," "Rukia, you can't sleep now, you need to stay awake," "No, too sleepy!" "Alright then, I tried, I guess wen we get home I'll just have to play really loud music,as loud as possible, to wake you up," her eyes shot open, "I'm up, I'm up!" Ichigo picked up the girl gently, "Bunny, go to my room and get my medical supplies as fast as you can, ok?" "Yesh, Itsygo!" she said, as Ichigo was walking back with Rukia, still curled up in his arms, he asked, "Rukia?" "Yes?" "Why are those the most popular Gikongi on the market?" "Why do you think? They're cute!" "Really? Ya' think?" "Yes! Wat do you mean?" "Well, I just don't see something with the speech of a three year old as being cute, unless it IS a three year old, in wich case it would simply be normal," "Sure, remember that," "Wat'd'ya' mean?" "Nothing," they walked into Ichigo's room, he set her down on Ichigo's bed, and began treating her, the next day...
"Wat are the two of you thinking!? Coming back here without a word!? We thought you were both dead or worse!" Toshiro yelled at the two "Alright, I give up, wat's worse than dead?" Ichigo asked sarcastically, "Word to the wise, never ask," Rukia replied, "We're sorry, Sir, but in my deffense it was all Ichigo's fault! He picked me up and brought me here without my noing it, I objected, and told him we should have gone to you first but noooo! We just had to come here!" "First of all you didn't tell me that untill after we were already here and you were half asleep! Second of all I wouldn't put you down because you couldn't walk and I didn't wanna hear SPLAT! Third of all you would've bled to death if it weren't for me! And fourth of all, wat happened to, 'Ichigo, I'm sleepy, I wan to go to sleep,' huh?" "Uh! I was barely conciouse! You should no better than to listen to a person wen they are in that state!" "Yeah right! Fith of all... I have no fith of all!" "Uh! You should've used your commen sense! Oh, wait, that's right, you don't have any!" "Please! Who saved who last night!" "Oh! Wen I was done with him a monkey could've done it!" "Monkey?!" "That's right! Atleast THEY have commen sense!" "Oh really! I'll show you some commen sense!" "SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! Now my ears are ringing thanks to you!" Toshiro yelled, breaking up the fight, "My appoligies Captin Hitsugaya," Ichigo said nothing, "See Sir, no respect," Rukia said plaely, "I'm aware of that," the young captin replied, "Oh Lil' Shiro! Lighten up! It wasn't their fault! 'Member a few years ago wen I sprained my ankle? You did the exact same thing as Ichigo did!" a small voice replied, "Momo?" "The one and only!" "But you weren't supposed to leave yet! You still..." "Lil' Shiro! Wat exactly are you saying? That you aren't happy to see me?" Momo said with a puppy dog face, "N-no! That isn't wat I'm saying at all! Good then! I have some exicting news!" "So!" Ichigo broke in, "The young captin pulled a stunt JUST LIKE THIS!" "Shut up," "Oh, touchy, touchy!But who's your little girlfreind, hm?" "Ichigo, shut up!" Rukia wispered, "G-girlfreind? N-no! You've got it all wrong!" "That's right Momo, you and Ichigo haven't met, Ichigo, this is Leitenit Momo Hinamori, she was supposed to be on the world of the living team, but because of the emotional damage that Aizan inflicted on her, she didn't heal very quickly, Momo, this the Substitute Soul Reaper that saved Soul Soceity by rescuing Rukia," "Yes, I've heard, but that won't be true for very long," "Wat do you mean?" "Can't tell you untill the others are here, including Youraweichi Shihoen, and Kiuske Urahara," "Alright, I'll go gather everyone up," "I'll go too," and the two left, leaving Rukia and Ichigo alone,
On the outside of the door... "Alright! Operation Match Maker is ago! I repeat, Operation Match Maker is ago!" Momo wispered through the walkie Talkie, "Understood! Blonde Bombshell reporting! I repeat! Blonde Bombshell reporting!" "Gotcha' Blonde Bombshell! Shiro's Girl reporting! Repeat Shiro's Girl reporting!" "Copy Shiro's Girl, is Wite Watermelon ready?" Rangiku's voice rang through the walkie talkie, "Yes, but next time I chose the names!" Toshiro yelled through the Walkie Talkie, "Copy that Wite Watermelon!" "Watch it!" Toshiro tried to slip the tape recorder under the door, "No go! The space under the door is too small!" "Copy that! Sending Red Tattoo for retreiving, over" "Redd Tattoo? And were did you learn airplane talk?" "Were do you think? Pretty Lashes taught me, he's a great spy!" "Pretty Lashes?! Alright, I'm DEFENITLY picking out the names next time!" "Copy that Wite Watermelo, Blonde Bombshell over and out!" just then Renji stepped over and took the tape recorder, 'Red Tattoos, Renji, red hair and tattooed all over, how did I miss that?' some static came over the walkie talkie, "Shiro's girl? Shiro's Girl? Do you read?" "Copy that Cute Kitty!" "And, uh, how's Wite Watermelon doing?" "I'll tell you how! Ready to kill the next person who call's me that! I can't BELEIVE you all got me into this! No, actually, I CAN beleive it!" "Copy that, Never Had A Sale is readying the distraction!" "I have to had a sale!" Kiuske wined, "Oh just do it! Shiny nd Barefoot is planting the distraction, wat you are about to hear is NOT real, I repeat it is NOT real!" they heard a faint, "Mew, mew, mew, mew, mew" back in the room...
"Mew, mew, mew, mew, mew" "Wat the-" Ichigo asked looking around the room, "Mew, mew, mew, mew" "Were's the cat?" Rukia asked, she too stared at every inch of the room, before they both finally got up and looked out the window, they saw a small box and naturally they left, Momo and Toshiro were hiding in the closet, "Fairy Lady over, repeat, Fairy Lady over," "Copy that Fairy Lady, Shiro's Girl reporting, they fell for the bait!" "Excellent job, Shiro's Girl! Pretty Lashes and Thread Master are on their way," Yamichka and Uuryuu simply out the tape recorder in the room, tied a string around the button, and left the room, just in time for.. "I can't beleive it! How does a stuffed cat meow? Hm? How Ichigo? How?" "For the millionth time! I don't no!" the two walked into the room, "This is Beautiful Butterfly reporting! Did they fall for it?" "Soifon! I wanted to keep playing!" Youraweichie wined, "Sorry, Cute Kitty," "It's ok," "Beautiful Butterfly! Pay attention!" "Sorrty Shiro's Girl!" "Chappi Love REALLY seemed to fall for it! And we might want to leave now," "As well she should have! And why is that?" "Because DeathBerry Alamode is really ticked off!" "Copy that, oh! We forgot the video camra!" "No problum! Silent Sweetie can throw one through the window, it's open," "Great ideah Shiro's Girl!" Back with "Chappi Love" and "DeathBerry Alamode"...
The tape recorder-and newly placed camra- turned on, "Now you did it! Don't ever! Don't you ever ever touch her!" it played, "Ichigo Did you really say that?" "Well yes, but," "Thank you," and the two leaned in and began to kiss, "I love you" they wispered to eachother, outside everyone was watching the screen on the moniter untill "Ahhhh!" they heard, they stopped kissing, and looked all over the room, they opened the door and found a walkie talkie, left on, with the name "Shiro's Girl AKA Momo" on it, then they both stepped to the window and heard -via walkie talkie- "Wat're you doing?" "Uh-oh," "DeathBerry Alamode looks angry!" "Yeah but look at Chappi Love!" and sure enough, said berry threw the thing to the ground hitting "Never Had A Sale" on the head, then beging to grab other things left by the spyes and throwing them as well, thus began the: "You spyes!" "I want in on the next one!" "No Rukia no!" "Yay for Chappi Love!" "Who should we set up next?" "How about Momo and Toshiro?" "Or maybe..." saga, wich continued through the agaes THE END
