We interrupt this Ninja School Musical and other things for this important message:

-Leaf Symbol comes up, then disappears-

Me: Greetings Otaku from the "New Individuals Who Need Jumping Adventures Club". That's right. We're the Ninja club. Have you ever observed any of the following paranormal phenomena: ninja songs, comics, slideshows, man-eating plants, tanuki disguised as professional rappers, a blonde kid wearing orange clothing? These sightings are not normal and should be reported to ninjas immediately! It is the duty of all Otaku to report any and all paranormal events to us, so that we can cover them up--

-record scratches-

Me: Uh, I mean, investigate them. Call Sakura or Hokage-sama now if you want to join. Ninja Otaku are standing by... Join now!

That is all...