*with Shukaku*
Baby Jess(Me):Kitty!
Shukaku:I am not a kitty. Now come with me if you want to live.
The baby was crawling on Shuka-Sensai's(Oh no Spoilers!)tail when Deidara grabbed her.
Deidara:No way, yeah! This is Master Sasori's.
Jess:
*wails loudly*
Suddenly, huge vampire bats came and chased Deidara. Lol! Jess laughed.
Shukaku:Whoa, an echolocation justu. You're smart.
Jess:*thinks loud*Thx!
Shukaku:A telepathy justu as well. You have great luck.
Jess:Its cwalled skwill.
To make a long story short, war was held between who will rule Japan, Shukaku was put in a tea kettle, and the king ran away. To end this episode, we have Deidara and Dark.
Deidara:*running*Hey nobody, who's chasing you?
Dark:Maleficent the dragon. You?
Deidara:Vampire bats. We must destroy author
Dark:but first...
Dei and Dark:Comments please! 
And the author does not own Naruto or Kingdom Hearts.
