Deidara:Sorry folks for the wait, yeah! Shukaku finally agreed to sing but we
needed special people. And I wanna say thanks to Markus Wolfe for
agreeing to use this song.
Tobi:So these special jugdes are here. They are a band that is coming up next.
We picked them because they are Shukaku's students. Please welcome Jess
the hedgehog, Elise the cat, and Saphira the dragon!
Jess(Me):Hey everybody. We'll be singing a small part of the song. But since
one of the lines is a curse word, I'll have to change it. My mom
doesn't want me typing curse words...
Sh-Shukaku
J-Jess
Sa-Saphira
E-Elise
Sh-Well your sister’s got an awesome rack
Kankuro’s puppets got a thousand nails
But Gaara you in luck 'cause on your back
You got a sand defense that never fails
Pain is what you’ll never know
And you’ll cause it when you’re bored
Just use Sabaku kyuu, Sabaku sousou!
See all you gotta do is pop that gourd
And I'll say
Mister Gaara, sir
Who will your victim be?
Let me kill that sucker
Take him down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no
Life is your dinner date,
I’ll pay your hidden fee!
C'mon whisper who it is you hate
You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, I pride myself on sadism
You're the boss
The kage, the man
Say who you hate
They’re dead! First rate
How about a little more blood red sand?
Give them some Suna Bunshin
Crush them with Ryuusa bakuryu
I'm in the mood to kill some dudes
You ain't never had a friend like me
Sa-Weiweiwei
Sh-Saikou!
E-Weiweiwei
Sh-Zettai!
J-Weiweiwei
Sh-Bougyo!
Shukaku No tate!
Can Uchihas do this?
Do Hyuugas do that?
Does Rock Lee pull this out of his little hat?
Can Naruto go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can Kyuubi go, Fuuton Renkuudan, let’er rip!
And then make the sucker disappear?
So don’t just sit there, black rings around your eyes
I'm here to answer all your deathly prayers
You got my guarantee, certified
You got a tanuki for your bloody affairs
I got a powerful urge to take people out
So who to kill? I really wanna know
You got a hit list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is frown like so - and oh
You, Gaara, sir, have a foe or two or three
I'm on the job, you big fat slob!
Gaara:Hey!
J,Sa,E-You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like him!*points to Shukaku*
Sh-You ain't never had a friend like me.Ha!
Crowd:*claps loudly*
Tobi:What Judges say?
Saphira:Very Interresting..
Elise:Not bad.
Jess:That was Awesome!
Perfect 10!!!
Gaara:Vote him out!
Deidara:Why!?!
Gaara:I'm NOT a slob!!!>.<
Deidara: Do you want me to put bombs in your face again, yeah?
Gaara:Uh no?
