Snakes!/Your Majesty...

~Jessica

Kankuro came in running in my office. I woke up instantly.

"Baka, what's wrong?" I asked. He told me the news and I called Temari, Shikamaru, and Soji to be here.

"You three are here for a reason. Orochimaru is sending all of his Snake slaves to attack the village. What's worse is that there is a possibility that Hachi the Biju would be a victim to the jutsu as well. I want you to fight off the snakes at all costs." I explained.

"And what if we don't do it?" Soji said sarcastically. I grabbed her Death Note and hung on a string which was above a paper shredder. Soji gasped. I was a little serious.

"Shikamaru, you would be the leader. Now go!" I demanded. All of them teleported out. I grabbed the Death Note from the string and started to read it.

~King Shukaku

Villagers were feeeding me a lot of food. I got bigger and bigger each passing second. I quickly called Makita on her cell.

'Makita speaking.'

"Hello *hic* Maki-Chan!" I cheered drunkly. I heard Makita cough at that remark.

'Don't ever call me that again!'

"You know, in this village, I'm the King. *hic* And you are my tiny princess."

'When this mission is over, I'm going to kill you."

"That's what all women *hic* say. Bye!" I hung up on the girl, then layed down on my throne to drink more sake.

Soji and Makita please continue...

~Jess
~Gaara/Shukaku

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