Touch me=I kill you

I'm not sure how I wound up in a bathroom, but I did. The house began to laugh happily, and I started breaking things.

"Don't you even go there!" I said breaking the mirror.

"Aw I just wanted....."

"You touch me and I will kill you, shrad you into a million pieces, burn the pieces, and then dump the ashes into the deepest darkest crevis know to the world!" I yelled.

"Aw you're not sarcastic anymore....." the House said sadly.

"Like I was to begin with," I said rolling my eyes.

"Aw there we go my sweety!" the house said happily.

"That's it!" I said, "I am going to start breaking stuff! Mimic Rock Lee!"

I launched several kicks and managed to break down the wall. Afterwords I sighed and put my hand to my head....

"Anger anger what are you doing to me?"

End