Hey, pretty soon I'll put some of my stories on here

I wanna draw something like this

I've never seen the movie to this but it gives me the perfect idea! Time to start thinking.

EduNewbie Chapter 2.5 "Boom! - Life as we know it"

"Ha! I can't believe that you actually believed all that crap!" Takashi said with a smile on his face. "You knew right? ..That it was just a demonstration/prank right? Uhh did the experience seem real?" He asked. I looked down. There was confetti, and strings on my crouch. I blinked as some fell down from my head. "Are you alright?" Takashi waved his hand in my face. "Maybe I over did it a little." he added. I soon felt dizzy. "Hey,...Hello? he paused. "Oh no!" he said as he looked at me. Oh no was right, I fainted.

EduNewbie Chapter 2.5 END

EduNewbie Chapter 2

EduNewbie Chapter 2 "EduNewbie"
When I got my schedule, I noticed this very hot Japanesegirl. She looked about 5"3" 5"4" in height, long, straightsilky black hair that was curled at the bottom, She had eyes as dark asmidnight, and a average bust. She looked very serious, mature, she didn't looklike the type that would talk much but she was hot! I really wanted to talk toher, but as I started walking toward her she gave me this unpleasant glare. Like("If you walk toward me any closer, I'll castrate you!") glare. I gulped. I hurried and walked past her. The strangest thing was that as I walkedpast her I noticed her eyes were following me. It was almost like she waschecking me out or something! That or she was making sure I didn't walk backtoward her. I just need to keep cool I thought. I soon thought about visitingmy grandfather once again. I really miss him, I guess I'll try to find him thisweekend. He says his business is getting even more popular. Soon I broke out ofmy thought. I looked over to the right,and noticed a guy with a flag. It was almost like he was signaling something. Tsk. "Is this guy for real? " Imuttered. He must be doing that for some other guy. I turned around and began to walk in the opposite direction. "HEY YOU, NEW KID TURN BACK AROUND,IT'S FOR YOU!!!!!"

That guy's loud voice echoed in my ears. Maybe he meantsome other new kid. I'm sure that there many other new kids other than me. LikeI said before I do not know Japanese too well, or practically at all, but Iunderstood that one sentence. "HEY YOU!" I could hear that. That sameguy said other things that I couldn't understand until he cleared his throat,and began to talk. "Konichiwa!" he began. " M Y N A M E I S T A K E S H I!" he saidit in English. It started to frustrate me. It was almost like he was belittlingme. I'll show that fool. I tried to tell him calmly that I could understandhim, when this came out. "LISTEN HERE TAKASHI THIS IS MY FIRST DAY, SOUNDERSTAND THIS I CAN VERY WELL SPEAK ENGLISH, STOP WAVING THAT DAMN FLAG ANDJUST GIVE ME A BREAK! MESS WITH ME AGAIN ON A BAD DAY LIE YOU PRIT, THEN I'LLGO SUPER SAIYAN ON YOUR ASS!" Hesmiled, and said in English “You better take my mother out of this!" Heclenched his fists tightly. "WHAT THE HELL?!" I screamed lookingshocked at that idiot. "He stared at me and said "Why the hell areyou so emotional?" he began. "Your annoying, and I bet you like totalk about people's mothers." "WHAT?" I screamed, I felt likestrangling that fool. "StupidAmerican." he added. "Why do you like to shout about plants somuch?" "WHAT IS WRONG WITHYOU?" Yep just what I need. I thought. Another problem to stress me out.This guy is too troublesome. I bet he doesn't even know what insulting mothersis. I stared at him coldly. Soon, I just wanted to leave the guy. "YOUKNOW WHAT FORGET IT! I'M OUT OF HERE!" I began to storm off. "Where do you think your going?" Thetroublesome boy said as he looked both directions. He soon, but slowly took outa gun. Sadly we were alone in the hallway. When I first noticed the gun Istepped back a little in shock. Hesmirked evilly. "People as mean as you shouldn't live." I fell backwards and landed on my butt."I wait, what I,... said, what I uhhh..." I didn't realize that I wasstumbling over my words. He slowly walked closer to me as he pointed a gun tomy head. My heart started to beat fast. What is this feeling! I thought. Isthis phyco for real? My throat got dry, and my heart started to beat faster. Ifelt paralyzed. "Whoa dude be cool!" I pleaded. "Too latekid!" He said as he was about to pull the trigger. My whole life wasflashing before my eyes. What happened to the always fun too easy happy days inkindergarten? It soon all burst to flames. I choked a little and thought. Thisis only my first day yet I'm about to get shot in my head. I'm going to die!I'm going to die! I couldn't even think straight. "No stop!" Iblurted out. "Oh so now you say I'm a cop huh?" He blinked. "Well guess what I'm not soshut the fuck up!" Soon I noticedthat he layed off for a moment and reached into his red school uniform sweater.He pulled out a second gun. Then he grabbed a big black bag. Is this guy tryingto kidnap me or something? I wondered. Or worst rape, kill me? Oh dear lord! I felt dizzy. He soon put the smaller gun down and then combined it with a thirdgun. It looked like a machine gun. He quickly pointed one gun to my head again.I know karate, but that wouldn't help in a situation like this. If I moved onceI'll be done for. How come this psycho hasn't been searched for or caught yet.? Why me? I don't know what my family would do if I died. I do have some sort ofhunch though. I guess that they would be all sad, and angry. They would mourn me.

Even my older sister Jessica who doesn't give a damn, then suddenly caresand nags me in the first place. I think even she would be sad. At least Ithink. I began to give this situation more thought. Is this the end? The factthat he didn't even shoot me yet made me even more scared. If he wants me deadthen he should do it swiftly. I began to breathe hard. When I came back to me calm mind I started tofreak out more. The machine gun was now pointed to my crouch. My pride and joywas about to get totaled, as well as my head. "Oh dear Lord!!!" Imuttered. I felt like screaming but i was too afraid. Oh dear lord, save me from death damnation,pain, and cock lossage!!! OH GOD PLEASE! I'm a Christian so it wasn't firsttime I've prayed. I eyeballed Takashi. Since I knew I was probably going todie, I didn't want to go to heaven lie a wussy crybaby. So I said this."Shoot me then bitch what are you waiting for?" I gave him a deathlyglare. "You think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of Satan trying totake my life! Go to hell you fucking bitch!" That was pretty good Ithought... "Okay!" he said. Oh no I'm going to die! What the heck iswrong with me? Please don't shoot. Ithought in my head now getting fuzzy. One part of me, the brave part of mesomehow stayed cool and confident. I began to speak my last words. "If you’regoing to shoot me this instant please, bury me with my chain. It was a giftfrom my grandmother before she died." I said honestly. "It's not cheap;it's made of gold silver. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!" I beseeched him. Hesmiled, opened his mouth slowly then said "Noooooo." all creepy like.He pulled both triggers. I screamed like a manly wuss. A super loud terrifiedmanly wuss. "BOOM!" The loud booming sound echoed in my ears.

Edunewbie chapter 2 END

EduNewbie Chapter 1

EduNewbie Chapter 1 "The New Kid"
"Watchout Nerd!" says a voice behind me. Yep I'm the Nerd, the stranger, or what many people might call "The New Kid" There's nothing ever specialabout the new kid. The only new kids who ever get attention are the forgine exchange students. Those lucky bastards. I'm from Springfield Illinois. Andyou'll never guess where I am now. Not cool places like Italy, Russia, India. Not California, or France. I'm in the place I least want to be at. I'm now stuck here in Japan. Yes, people might say "what are you talking about, Japan is cool." I know it is, it's just, THIS IS THE OTAKU CENTRAL OF THE WORLD!!! I don't even think I could contain myself. That's one advantage. I'm Japanese American. I am also a very rare mix of Indian, German, French, Dutchblood. Yep I'm a rare breed aren't I? That's puts off one disadvantage. In Japan, I sort of feel like a half blood Asian mix. I'm now surrounded by a whole bunch of Japanese people. I don't even know Japanese.The few things I do know in Japanese is Hello, goodbye, indigestion, idiot,stupid, princess, the color black, where’s my pouch, death angels ect. This whole thing started because my motherhad to take that promotion. Now I'm stuck here for a while. I have to spend allmy learning time at a weird unfamiliar waste land called "Yamamoto PrivateHigh school"

Since I'm new everyone here seems to get my presence. How they stare at me.Uhhh It freaks me out. The question keeps on roaming in my head. WHO IN THE HELL GETS A PROMOTION SO DAMN FAR?! I try to keep intact with my friends backhome on Myzone.com and Facebook.com. At least the internet is reliable. Earliermy mom had told me "Johnny honey please, just try to adjust to our bigmove, Were going to be staying here for a while. Try at least to get newfriends." I don't get her sometimes. And then there’s my father John Sr. has to go on his own business trip all the way in Germany. I don't mind Germanyat all but, then again I can't really understand myself for staying here with mom her in Japan. Oh yeah, I forgot once again that it is the Otaku central ofthe world. Yes I'm a huge nerd when it comes to Japanese and African culture. I have a katana on my wall in my room. But no matter how much, Japan is already starting to get me excited, I still miss my old school.

Back at my old school, we had a wear whatever you want dress code. Not at this tyrant school of educational imprisonment.I have to wear the colors of red, white, gray or black for the school uniform.And it gets even better I have to wear the school's logo initials on this redsweater I have to wear. I even have to wear a tie!!! My mother said that I would most likely get a better education here, than I did at my other school.To me that means more assignments, projects, experiments, and HOMEWORK to worry about. Yep mom just what I needed. But still I guess I shouldn't complain too much. I mean look at all the cute girls here!!! When it comes to the students that go here, I see many short people,one or two tall people, I also see some scary, hairy, serious, fat people in this school. When I watch anime I see girls with skirts really short, and panty worthy. No I am not a pervert, but just, a regular 15 year old guy. I'm5"8". Black hair brown eyes. I have some relatives that live outhere, like my aunt Emily,, my cousin Sora, my uncle Kenichi which is my dad’syounger brother, my other cousin Akira,and my grandfather. My dad's father moved out here when I turned 12. It's been three years and I would like to visit him some time. He owns a popular restaurantwith the name of Lau's Chinese Cuisine. It's kind of odd how he once told me that he was going to fulfill his dream of making a successful restaurant after himself. Lau isn't his real name. But I guess It wouldn't of became such a hit if it was named "James Alexanderson" He first got the idea when Grandma died. I was six years old at the time. It was their dream to open arestaurant. My grandfather asked me at her funeral "Are you going to be meand your grandmother's first employee at our restaurant?" I paused for a second, and then nodded while wiping my eyes.

So I made a promise. I’m already goingto be working there soon for extra money anyway, so I'm happy about keep my promise. My grandfather can also help me with speaking Japanese. He may be Japanese American, but he can speak Japanese very fluently. As well as other languages, English not counted.

As I began to walk down the big hallways of the school I noticed other forgineexchange students other than me. Everybody, who happened to notice or walk bythem were all smiles. They helped them with schedules too. Lucky bastards. I muttered under my breath. Soon, a guy with sunglasses on handed me a schedule."You'll need this kid." he said. I turned around to thank him, but when I looked, he was gone. "What the heck was that?" END Chapter 1