Will you give me 5 reasons why you hate My Little Pony:FIM?
Sure. That's easy. But, I will warn you that my opinion may offend some of you out there. You know... People on the internet CAN'T HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION AFTER ALL. BD Ohohoho... Ho.
1: God awful animation - I can't believe that people actually think that it is good.
2: The style - I really, REALLY hate the style. The disgustingly large eyes and the tiny, deformed mouths. It's hideous.
3: The most annoying voice acting ever - I mean, what the %^#*... They all sound like annoying American cheerleaders. I half expect to hear 'GO TEAM' any %^#*ing second. UUUUUGH.
4: It's far too girly - I don't care how many of you %^#*ers object... For me it is too sugary and girly and 'OMG YO FRIIEEEEENDDSSS BELIEEEEEVE OHHHH *Jizzes glitter*'
5: That. %^#*ing. Theme tune. B( Tralala I'm gay lalalala glitter, pinkness and feminism. LAAAAA.
Seriously though. First things %^#*ing first. To actually hear someone protest that this show is NOT girly obviously proves just how deluded and insecure people really are about things. It's like... They know it's something they would normally never watch and have to convince themselves it's OK. And to actually acknowledge that fully grown men watch it too? It makes me wonder what the world is coming to... I'd hate to think that in a few generations we'd all breed a race of sissy boys who all have hipster hair, wear converse, florescent belts and pink t-shirts.
Also... Are all the males in it dumb or is that just my imagination?
Ugh. You opened a can of worms here, question asker. Honestly. You did. It's like... Super worms with teeth and horns and they breathe fire and melt eyeballs.
Anyway, back to my ranting, glue pot lovers. Let me go to the image part of this arsetickle. Er, I mean... Article.
Let us take Rarity as an example, shall we?
Pony: 
Vile, anorexic mutant thing: 
Let's look again, shall we? This time with Applejack.
Pony: 
Stupid down syndrome more shape than pony: 
Catch my drift?
I am not defending, or saying the old show was good. It wasn't. It was awful. I suppose it was OK for leetle girls who just wanted to watch their toys come to life, but come on... At least put effort into it. The originals at least looked half decent. The new incarnation just looks lazy and, quite frankly, even more childish.
Anyway... I have one more thing to say:
