I'm Mental!

Mental Test:

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (I yell at anything that hurts me)
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door. (Ya, not paying attention)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (do golf carts count?)
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (all too often)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (easter egg hunts. lol)
[x] You have been called a blonde. (That's because I am)

Total: 6

[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (I have tried and cannot do it!)
[] You just tried to lick your elbow. (I did not try this time ;)
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (I did know that. I have heard this question before)
[] You just sang them to make sure. (Not this time)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (I am the clumsiest person I know. And I do sports. And I am good at them. Don't ask how that works )
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Sadly yes)

Total: 2

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (have never seen it)
[x] You type with three fingers or less (or at least used to for the longest time). (I used to, a lot. But I was really good. I could go faster than those who did it normally)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (haha! Yes. 4th of July)
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling (I don't do that... I don't think)

Total: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Yes. But my dad gave my PM medicine instead of the day medicine on accident)
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Never. My mind is always working)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (I get sidetracked easily)
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you (Uh, no.)
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice' (I have a very loud voice for my normal voice, and it gets louder when I get excited)
Total: 3

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (who doesn't? lol)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (stupid june bugs flying into my mouth while I am in the golf cart!)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Sadly yes)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (many a time)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (phone, keys, sunglasses. Yep)

Total: 5

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (no)
[x] You break a lot of things. (I'm accident prone)
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. (Yep)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (Lunch cafeteria a few weeks into college)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Yep, especially since there are weird markings on the ceiling of our dorm)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently. (Too frequently)
[] You don't know what "um" means. (It's what we use when we don't know what else to say)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (Sure do. It's what happens when I can't hear)
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (What else would I use?)

Total: 7

Total: 25

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.

100% Mental! Sweet! Haha! What about you guys?

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