- Created By bellpickle
ALL THE BOYS AND ALL THE GIRLS ARE BEGGING TO IF U SEEK A JAEJOONG.
This is what I'm getting DHB for X-Mas:
Since he's going through a Pikachu phase right now. xD
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I RLY HOPE I GET STRAIGHT A'S THIS SEMESTER. D:
Crazy ass gay friends.
It's confirmed. My mentor is 100% gay. xD
Mentor: *tries to call Eccentric NYer*
Me: Are you calling my Josh or a different Josh?
Mentor: He's my boyfriend. :D
Me: ......
Mentor: What, he didn't tell you?
Me: .....Wait, we're talking about MY Josh or someone else?
Mentor: Your Josh. The one you were just sitting next to.
Me: ....You're kidding.
Mentor: We hooked up over break. He didn't tell you?
Me: Are you joking? Because sometimes you joke.
Mentor: I'm not! I can't believe he didn't tell you! Don't you two talk all the time?
Me: Yeah, but only a few times since I got back... are you being serious?
Mentor: Yes! God, now I'm really pissed off. I can't believe he didn't tell you.
Mentor's friend: *butts in* He's a liar, don't believe him.
Me: Wait, I'm really confuuused! Is he lying or not?
Mentor's friend: He's lying. Don't worry, I had to deal with him all throughout my freshman year. Now I can tell the difference.
-in my Mentor's car later-
Mentor: I really can't believe he didn't tell you!
Me: Uuuh-huh.
Mentor: What kind of person is he, to not tell his good friends about us? It's over! That bitch!
Me: .....
Mentor: ....
Mentor's friend: ....
Mentor: We even had phone sex!
-two days later-
Eccentric NYer: I was talking to my roommate about how horny I've been lately, you know, since I know he likes me, and he randomly asked me, "Who was that cute Latino boy you were talking to today?"
Mentor: HE THINKS I'M LATINO??
Eccentric NYer: Yeah! And I told him, "First of all, he's not Latino. And second of all, it's interesting you bring him up, since he's my new boyfriend. He IS cute isn't he? And you're never gonna have him!"
I <3 my gay guys.
I <3 DHB too BTW. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ALREADY. I randomly bought a magic doodle eraserboard thing at Wal-Mart a few days ago, and when DHB first fiddled with it, I turned away and when I looked back, suddenly it was hanging from my doorknob with the word "chink" written on it. So ever since then, we've been real ninja and have been hanging the doodle board on each other's doorknobs with insults/derogatory racial remarks written on them. :D
And for some reason, the two of us make lots of racist jokes (ex. DHB's friend: "For lunch, they served us chili, and for dinner now there's gumbo? What the heck?" Me: "Yeah, it's like they think we're black!"), so we both find this hilarious:
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I miss when I could read YunJae fic without homework in the back of my mind. Irresponsibility had its perks in high school!
Anyone have any reccs? :(
EDIT: I find this funny b/c I'm a twisted little bastard:
October 23, 2008
OP-ED COLUMNIST
Rebranding the U.S. With Obama
By NICHOLAS D. KRISTOF
The other day I had a conversation with a Beijing friend and I mentioned that Barack Obama was leading in the presidential race:
She: Obama? But he's the black man, isn't he?
Me: Yes, exactly.
She: But surely a black man couldn't become president of the United States?
Me: It looks as if he'll be elected.
She: But president? That's such an important job! In America, I thought blacks were janitors and laborers. (LOL)
Me: No, blacks have all kinds of jobs.
She: What do white people think about that, about getting a black president? Are they upset? Are they angry?
Me: No, of course not! If Obama is elected, it'll be because white people voted for him.
[Long pause.]
She: Really? Unbelievable! What an amazing country!
Thai food, then Korean!
omg I love being back home. I've actually been back home since last Saturday (Thanksgiving break lasts a whole week for Kenyon :D), though I had been lazy to post until now.
So last night I ate dinner at a Thai restaurant near my house with New York Girl, who's staying for the week with a junior from Kenyon who's studying in Chicago for the year. (She was New York Girl's and my English TA over the summer, which is how we know her.) I also got to meet an alum who's a friend of said junior. :D
The whole thing was really pleasant and all, but at one point, the conversation between NY Girl and I shifted towards DHB. She lives in the same dorm hall as the two of us and she's friends with his ex-roommate (who recently moved into a single b/c DHB and him had too-different sleeping schedules), which is how she knows of the... situation between us. And I ended up having to tell her that, no, there's nothing going on between the two of us, which prompted her to say, "Oh... I thought him and you would be really cute together, so that kind of sucks..." And I was like I THOUGHT SO TOOOOOOO WAAAHAHAHAAAA, except in my head.
And I STILL hate how public the whole thing became, especially when I heard a couple weeks ago that Male Chicagoan freakin TOLD MY KENYON MOM that we were "going out" and I promptly TOLD HIS ASS OFF for doing so when it's not true and not any of his biz anyway. And my Brazilian FB Hubby is (fake? legit? NY Girl says fake-legit) jealous over the two of us and keeps making remarks about how the two of us are always together and how DHB supposedly "hits on me all the time" and I have to keep saying IT'S NOT TRUUUUUUUUUUUU. ;___;
Though that DHB & I are getting really touchy-feely with each other really doesn't help. *FACEPALM* OH, MY LIFE.
I also dropped by my old high school with a friend today for a little while, which was nice enough, albeit inevitably kind of awkward. Then I ate at a Korean restaurant WHERE THE WAITRESSES ASSUMED THAT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO EAT BIBIMBAP AND DEMONSTRATED POURING THE SAUCE OVER THE RICE FOR ME. MULTIPLE TIMES! AND ONE OF THE WAITRESSES MUTTERED UNDER HER BREATH AT ME. And I was like FOOLS JUST B/C I'M NOT KOREAN DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T KNOW MY AZN SHIZZ. FREAKIN KOREANS!!
