OH MY GOD LOL

(NO, SERIOUSLY. THIS IS LEGIT.)

....................I'M STARTING TO LOOK FORWARD TO MY 18TH BIRTHDAY NOW. 8D

That group that I always talk about. You know, THAT one.

• This is greatly amusing to me. Though the comparison doesn't hold much water; Ajoo looks nothing like Jae. It's pretty obvious who the winner of the poll is without even looking at the results. xDD

  Although I find it rather sad that some people in the comments are like, "Jaejoong is already 22. He should start looking like a man already and stop looking like such a GIRL!"

  Umm... how exactly is he supposed to do that? It's not like his jawline is going to chisel out through willpower alone. (And Lord knows no one wants to see Jae with facial hair or something atrocious like that.) I'm SO willing to bet that the people who left those comments are probably just a bunch of dumb guys who feel that their masculinity is being threatened by Jaejoong's use of eyeliner or something. Guys like that need to just get over themselves already. Prettyboys are here to stay. :3

• The fic is eating my brain. AND IT'S NOT EVEN LONG, HOW PATHETIC. omg kill me.
• Apparently, DBSK pwns so much at life that even their one-minute telephone conversations are endlessly entertaining. Why am I not as cool as them. Why.

  Yunho: Hello?
  Tensai!Changmin: YO MAN. WHAT'S UP? HEY YO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
  Yunho: I'm, uhhh... I'm.. I'm, uhh.....

  Tensai!Changmin: Can I speak to Jaejoong please?
  Jae: (in Japanese) ...Who is this?
  Tensai!Changmin: Eh? Pardon me?
  Jae: Don't use English! =___=;;

Thoughts of varying degrees of amusement.

• I feel like writing something, anything, but I don't know what. UMMMM.

  just to warn ahead of time,
  I am handicapped in the art of rhyme.

  my postal service is the devil's spawn
  here is an emoticon:

  dumb rhyming poetry
  forces me to create words like "foetry."

  my jeans are faded blue.
  oh look, I see a shoe.

  wow, this is really random.
  I should stick to posting fandom.

  THERE.

• Lately, I've been wondering how things would turn out if DBSK were my age and went to my school. (I AM NOT DELUSIONAL OK. I just like pondering these things while spacing out during class.)

  And I've come to the rather depressing conclusion that I probably wouldn't be close to any of them. Except maybe Changmin because he's the most normal and I can imagine having snarky convos with him.

  Though I'm quite sure that of the boys, I would have an embarrassingly huge crush not on Jaejoong, but on Yunho. Yunho is such a sweetie that I just know I would be head-over-heels if I knew him IRL. It would be one of those soul-devouring crushes that has girls crying in a bathroom stall everyday after school over how they will never be acknowledged by their One True Love. And yes, I know that I would be this girl, because let's face it: Yunho is the type who would be disgustingly popular and have fifty girls vying for his attention. And even all that aside, HE HAS JAEJOONG. WHAT IS THE POINT OF EVEN HOPING WHEN THERE IS JAEJOONG TO COMPETE AGAINST. ;_________;

• Which reminds me: to anyone who happened upon the ongoing picspam/slutfest @ the roleplaying thing... I apologize. Really, just. I'm sorry. *hides face in shame*

Just great.

I just slept for over four hours. It is 9:30.

...Fuck.

This is the worst idea I've ever had.

This is not me.

Really. It isn't.

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....So. Who wants to join me in my madness and become a member? xDDD