I JUST SPRAYED MYSELF IN THE EYE WITH HAIRSPRAY. I'M GONNA GO BLIND!!!!!1
- MY HAIR LOOKS BETTER WHEN IT'S WET LOLZ
- VERY BAD BABY
- My roommate just said, "I asked the lady if there was mustard and she was like, "NO MUSTARD NO MUSTARD." I was like, I heard you the first time, stupid! I, like, fucking hate our dining hall! I'm about to go on a hunger strike, but I want, like, 499 other people to do it with me and they won't."
- Was in Columbus with friends all of yesterday, hung out until 4am, woke up at 11AM this morning. I HAVE NOT DONE HOMEWORK IN TWO DAYS. I AM STILL NOT DOING HOMEWORK. IN AN HOUR, I WILL STILL NOT BE DOING HOMEWORK. WHO KNOWS WHAT I'LL BE DOING IN TWO HOURS.
IT GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE.
HAVE THESE:
THEIR SKIN LOOKS MORE LIKE SKIN NOW LOL
