KENKA YOKUNAI NEEEE. I think this describes the show better than words ever could. And I now think that the best way to describe NicoNico MADs to the Unaware is, a cross between regular fan-made MVs and Youtube Poop. :)

I started browsing the Durarara!! kink meme on LJ, which has some of the most hilarious prompts I have ever seen. e.g. Izaya rapes everyone and then wonders why he has no friends. And also:

Prompt: Vending Machine/Shizuo. In that order.

Response: the vending machine fell on top of shizuo. the end.

Shizuo might be able to throw vending machines at people, but Kida can SHOOT HEARTS OUT OF HIS EYES. FUK YEA