omg. This was JUST taken off of the dbsg LJ comm only minutes after being posted, but it's so ridiculous that I felt I needed to preserve it in some way so that I could point and laugh at it for years to come. Especially since, for some reason, I don't often run into good wank in this fandom. Maybe I should hang around soompi more or find someone to translate Cyworld flame wars for me. :((
So anyway, as the fangirls would know, DBSK did a series of commercials with K-Pop girl group SNSD, most of which featured a fail attempt at cross-group flirting & other campy nonsense. Naturally, fans of both groups went EWW HET, and there was much wank to be had. But by FAR, this is the best, most seriously deluded thing that fans on either side have managed to BS:
DBSK sexually harassed those girls!
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Who are they kidding. Changmin can barely even bring himself to TALK to a pretty girl, much less have his evil way with one.
Junsu is too cute to do anything remotely evil. I mean, would anyone believe it if someone accused this cat of sexual harassment: 
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Yunho is, like, biologically predisposed to be The Perfect Gentleman in any situation involving girls. SO MUCH SO THAT IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF GROSS. (j/k Yunho ILU)
Even though Chunnie is the pimp of DBSK, he is also our Virginian Dandy Boy. He wouldn't harm a fly. :D♥
And Jaejoong? Please, he only sexually harasses other men.
So in conclusion: the boys are not R Kelly. THE END.
(RANDOM QUESTION: I noticed that once I configured my laptop to read/type Asian languages, my alt keys stopped working. Is that normal??? I mean, geez, I had to copy and paste the heart above. ;________;)
