Posting because I've found that the Data Analysis course leaves me a lot less tired and overworked than the English course did, and because half the group (me not included) just came back from what was presumably their first stripper bar experience.
The Fox Hole, nicknamed The Dirt Hole by us dormites too grossed out to drop by, is a rundown shack of a stripper bar located near-ish Mount Vernon and right in the vicinity of the local Amish community, interestingly enough. And from what I heard after the group, three guys and three girls, came back smelling of cigarettes was, the experience was about as gross as everyone was expecting it to be. As in, the strippers were topless and had beer bellies and were kind of old-looking and did really awkward, uncomfortable things to the guys while giving them a table dance... thing.
And speaking of stripping, earlier my RA walked out from the bathroom with only his boxers on, which prompted me to say, "EWWWW. What do you think this is??" And he replied, "This is my home, I can do what I want!" Then danced around the hallway while singing, "Da da da da da!" I tried to escape by running to the back staircase, but he burst through the door and shook his thinly-clad butt at me.
This is college.