is a dumb motherfucker. THIS GUY.
I didn't even mind him until he got Saber and started saying stupid shit like, "You're a woman. You shouldn't be fighting, it just doesn't feel right!" To a girl who could probably kill him just by THINKING about it.
It's his own stupid ass that needs protection. Can I trade protagonists or something? Can't I just fuck it all and have Archer be the lead? Please?
I'll let the idiot speak for himself:
Shut your dirty mouth, Shirou. SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH!!
EDIT:
THANK. YOU. Archer is such a bro. I wish he could save me from Shirou's oppressive stupidity. T_T