DAMN IT.

Okay, so I said before that I befriended a couple guys in my dorm hall who are cute & not assholes. So one of these guys came to sit with Eccentric NYer & I during dinner. But the bitch of it is that right when NYer first laid eyes on my Cute Dorm Hall Boy, HE TOTALLY STARTED HITTING ON HIM. And I can tell b/c I know him well enough to read his "I'm attracted to this guy!" signals. i.e. at one point, Cute Dorm Hall Boy was talking about how he has six hours of classes on fridays and NYer was all, "Aww, I'll never see you again~~~" And I was like, "BACK OFF BITCH WHAT YOU DOIN" except without actually saying anything.

I love NYer and all, but SERIOUSLY. He has GOT to stop trying to turn all the cute guys in this college gay.

....omg how fucked up is my life that I'm competing over guys with my best gay friend?