I just spent the most awkward two hours of my life.

So there's the aforementioned German Boy, who I FINALLY saw during an event on campus. I was sitting with my old roommate at the time, and she was all like, "TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY!!" And who was I to refuse her?

I thought it was a blessing that a boy from my dorm hall was sitting next to him, since I then had an excuse to sit next to German Boy... but later on I realized that that little fact was actually rather unfortunate for me. To sum it up:

1. ...Okay, so he's not talking to me at all.
2. Let's make chit-chat!
3. YAY HE TALKED TO ME FOR FIFTEEN SECONDS.
4 .....and now he's talking to the guy from my dorm hall again.
5. Great.
6. *pouts*
7. *pouts*
8. Oh my God, he's really not interested in talking to me.
9. Actually, he only seems interested in talking to the guy from my hall...
10. omfg
11. IS HE GAY??
12. It's possible, since there's so many gays in this school!
13. I HATE KENYON'S MALE POPULATION.
14. WTF IS THIS
15. OH MY GOD HE'S GAY
16. ...................................
17. Ok. Calm down.
18. Maybe he's not really gay.
19. Maybe he's just really good friends with the other guy.
20. And is thus not interested in talking to some random Asian girl he only talked to once.
21. :(
22. I am so alone in this world!!!
23. ...Then again, he IS being kinda touchy-feely with the dorm hall guy.
24. .....Did he just poke the guy's nose with his pencil eraser???
25. Oh my God, he's gay.

It did not help that the event itself was a Date Doctor thing, which was all about what turns girls & guys on and about how to effectively approach the opposite sex. *FACEPALM*

MY LIFE SUCKS BALLS!!! SCREW THE WORLD!!!