B/c I have the time and I'm just so damn funny like that:
Him: Have you ever heard of that thing that some kids do where they set dog poo on fire and leave it on people's doorsteps?
Me: ......
Him: So that when the person tries to stomp the fire out, they get dog poo on their shoes. I've never done it, but some other people in my suburb have.
Me: ....No. I guess people in the city don't do that....
Him: Oh. I'm guessing you guys don't teepee houses either?
Me: Some people do on Halloween, but not really....
Him: What do kids in the city do to be bad, then?
Me: We join gangs and shoot people.