I HEARD FROM A THIRD PARTY THAT MY MENTOR THINKS I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM.
I mean, yeah, I think he's attractive and all, but frankly? I thought he was gay. But I guess he's bi or something. I don't even know. :(
And the convo this info sprung from was real funny:
"J thinks everybody likes him. He thinks I like him. He said, 'I think you like me because you get nervous whenever you talk to me,' and I was like, are you on drugs?"
"Of course he says crazy things, he doesn't get any AND he doesn't get enough sleep."
"Yeah, J thinks everybody wants him. And sometimes I guess it's true since a lot of people think he's hot. I don't think he's hot because I think he looks like an anorexic, but still... (turns to me) Do you like him?"
"Like... as a person?"
"What if we said... hypothetically... that J thinks that you...."
".............................HE THINKS I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM? WTFCAKES"
