Because I am easily amused? At how well these little texts depict my college life, haha. All written from me to the people in the ().
(DHB) There's a fucking spider on my desk.
(DHB) No I can't! I relocated to my bed. :(
(DHB) Of course.
(DHB) Yes
(DHB) Hey, I won't be able to eat lunch before class b/c I have to go to a keep meeting...
(Male Chicagoan) ? I didn't know that was my responsibility. :/
(DHB) You awake?
(Old Roommate) Sorry for the late response. I was sleeping when you sent this and had to do work when I woke up. I want to go... do I need to register at the activity center?
(DHB) Text me if you go to breakfast tomorrow!
(DHB) Don't worry, I'll already be awake. :P
(Old Roommate) Does it cost anything?
(Old Roommate) Don't patronize me. :(
btw did you hear about josh and ryan being roommates again?
(Old Roommate) They're already roommates again! Josh moved in two saturdays ago. :P
(Old Roommate) Josh doesn't like norton anymore so he moved into gund. And even tho they don't like each other they can function as roommates so...
(DHB) I guess... even tho there's no reason for me to go since they don't have pb&j sandwiches
(DHB) I guess :(
(Mentor) You guys signed up for me! And you don't even know my last name!
(DHB) Were you just knocking on my door or was someone else messing with me?
(DHB) wtf
(DHB) I said to come in. o_O
(DHB) o_O
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(DHB) o_O
(DHB) ( o )( o ) your english prof's breasts :O!!
(DHB) From the side they look like fish lol (This sounds terrible out of context)
(DHB) Foob.
(DHB) Foob!!
(DHB) Are you in peirce?
(Old Roommate) Watch my back?
(Old Roommate) Forget you?
(Old Roommate) Is it tonight?
(Old Roommate) I'm too busy!
(Old Roommate) O?
(DHB) Go to AT! :)
(Old Roommate) Watch your back?
(DHB) You awake?
(DHB) Read your book! :)
(DHB) Do you want me to get you a ticket for oleanna? Try to respond before 8!
(DHB) Your roommate is a lighting technician! :)
(DHB) Yeah, dj sometimes doesn't have a sense of humor about things...
(DHB) It's definitely "ask the grinning bobcat why he grinned." I'm listening to it right now. :)
(DHB) If you go to breakfast tomorrow, text me!
(DHB) I'm sorry, david. :(
(DHB) 
THE HIDDEN TOWER STILL WORKS YOU LIAR!
(DHB) Shut up, you lie!
(DHB) I didn't even have this phone a year ago!
(DHB) My old phone couldn't take pics. And I didn't even have this laptop a year ago!
Just shut up. ó('~')ó
(DHB) 
YOU SUCK
(DHB) I will no longer respond to you. I don't have time for this foolishness.
Go suck a big one.
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