I HAVE BACTERIAL BRONCHITIS.

Which, according to WebMD, is more rare and more dangerous than viral bronchitis. I can't even remember the last time I had a 102 degree fever! :(

So I guess this is the "phenomenal" something that will keep me from writing my BFF lovepost for the fan word challenge for a least a couple more days... as well as keep me from going to my cousin's ballet recital tomorrow. Fucking bronchitis. :(

EDIT: Speaking of BFF loveposts, DHB just sent me a facebook message from China which included this nugget of wisdom:

so i finally got internet access the other day at my uncle's house while on his computer, so i took my chance and when i was alone tried to get to pornypornpornporn (i have been deprived for a long while)

Boys are so cultured!

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