1) The Grim Reaper wears a pink kimono.
2) Cats are not water-resistant;
3) Neither are mud-zombies.
4) 5+2-3 = Fish
5) Aaron wore his scarf to hide the hickies.
6) Life is better when you're medicated.
7) When you take off your sweatshirt your shirt comes up.
8) ALWAYS hit save.
9) Check to see if there's toilet paper before you sit down.
10) It is possible to have a conversation using less than five syllables.