How Do You Build Your House?
Let’s say you want to build a house. How will you go about it? What materials will you use and what tools will you construct it with? What plans will you follow?
How about a very customizable, can-please-anyone plan? You draw up the house plans yourself! You put each room where you want it, any size you desire, and any shape you can imagine. Be as creative as you want. There are no rules to limit the dreams you have in store for your home! Be individual and unique!
If this sounds appealing, then we have the stuff for you! PLAY DOUGH! With UR Home™ brand of play dough you can mold your house into whatever you like it to be. Blend colors of your choice to shout out your own style and personality.
With the freedom of UR Home™, you can do what you want, when you want, where you want, and how you want!
Throw out all those old designs of house plans done by trained architects, because with UR Home™, you become the architect. The thousands upon thousands of floor plans that have worked for centuries have become a thing of the past.
You don’t need to go to school to know that you want to put a kitchen in your bedroom. With UR Home™ you can customize your home to your wants and personal interest.
Don’t worry about foundations any more! UR Home™ allows you to choose your prime location and can mold around any terrain. You want to build it by the edge of a cliff? No Problem! You can even build it over the cliff or a part of the cliff!
No more need for rulers and levelers for those who dislike structure. In fact UR Home™ does not even require nails and screws like old-fashioned houses, which saves on expenses!
With the flexibility of UR Home™ you can even design the furniture to match! We have provided the easiest way to own a fully furnished home that you can smile at!
What are you waiting for? Order now so you can live life the way you always dreamed!
*(Enlarged) Fine Print* Be forewarned that UR Home™ may possess the tendency to dry out, so you must face the consequences of being stuck with how you have molded it at any given time. Being subject to water may cause UR Home™ to disintegrate or become squishy. Keep away from electricity, heat, sunlight, dirt, intense winds, and extremely cold temperatures. Dust will contaminate UR Home™. High exposures to the odor put off from UR Home™ may cause cramping, bloating, nausea, sickness, diarrhea, vomiting, migraines, insomnia, bulimia, depression, forgetfulness, Alzheimer’s, likeness to a sociopath, or premature death. The manufactures of UR Home™ are not responsible for injury or accident caused from the effects from the Laws of Science like gravity, pressure, relativity, etc. If you are not completely satisfied with your UR Home™ house, you will not be given any refund for your time, money, efforts, or lost opportunities. So don’t ask!
We are all building the house of our life. How are you building yours?
