-Why do people say "Take my advice!"? Does that mean that they don't want it? Because I mean, if the don't want it, how good could the advice really be?
- Why people are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. I mean really!
-Why people point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?
-Why people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
-Why people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
-Why people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
-Why people who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'. Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
-Why people say something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
-Why people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
-When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here?
-Why people add sugar to their milk. If u want your milk to be richer, get a milk that is og higher percent!
That's all for now! I hope you guys enjoyed everything! And remember, comments are appreciated!