It was a borind day. I was laying on a moss covered rock with my hat pulled down over my eyes trying to catch some sleep. I heard about the akatsuki but they werent causing me trouble until they suprise attacked me. I heard a metal sound next to me. I lifted up my cap and saw a kunai bomb in the rock. I rolled off the rock at the last second. The bomb went off and a rock the size of a baseball hit me in the head. I jumped up and shouted WHO WANTS A CUT THROAT!? Itachi and kisame landed twenty feet behind me. I turned and maid eye contact. I could tell they ment business but i didnt know why. I had hadnt done anything to them. I had a chain rapped around me. It was a favorite weapon of mine. I started twirling it next to me. Kisame grabbed his swords handle and itachi disapearred. MY style was to end battles quick. USe a couple of powerfull attacks and end it soon. I looked around for Itachi. I heard kisame coming after me. I panicked and jumped to the trees. I turned in mid air and made a couple of hand signs. Vines from the trees started whipping at kisame. We would slash with his sword before the could get to him. While he was busy i looked for itachi. He appeared on a tree limb on the opposite side of the tree. With out me knowing he stuck a paper bomb on the tree. When it went off splinters of the tree stuck in my back like a porkypine. I fell from the tree and and hit a limb on the way down. I was knocked out cold. My last thought was' PERFECT!