>Archie< }MARS BITCHES{ *SHELLY IN THE HOUSE*
HERBERT IS THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME IN LIKE FOREVER
I MEAN WHAT. MAXIE IS. I LOVE MAXIE. MAXIE IS ALL I CARE ABOUT IN THIS WORLD. MAXIE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. THE APPLE OF MY EYE. ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS MAXIE. WATER AND FIRE MAY BE NATURAL ENEMIES BUT MY LOVE FOR MAXIE BURNS WITH INTENSITY OF A QUADRILLION VOLCANOES. NOT ONLY IS MAXIE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING, HE IS ALSO THE SMARTEST PERSON (ASIDE FROM MARS) THAT EXISTS IN THIS WORLD. I AM JUST A BIG DUMDUM AND MAXIE IS SUPER SMART. HE HELPS TO ALMOST NEUTRALIZE MY IDIOCY.
P.S. YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO LEARN TO SIGN OUT OF YOUR ACCOUNTS
FUCK THAT SHIT. I LOVE SHELLY. SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND AND LOVER. WE WERE MEANT TO BE FOR EACH OTHER. MAXIE? WHO IS THAT? WHOEVER HE IS, HE MUST BE A BIG DUMDUM. I DON'T CARE BECAUSE ALL I NEED IS SHELLY AND I CAN BE HAPPY FOREVER AS LONG AS WE ARE TOGETHER. WATER MIXES BEST WITH WATER.
PEACE OUT.
~Maxie~ }MARS BITCHES{
WELL HELLO PEASANTS~ Guess who's hijacked her lovely cousin's blog~! :3
Saturn helped hack me in cuz he's such a sweetheart like that. Nice blog he's got here, all fancy and crap. Oh well, now that I'm here, I guess I should tell you some deep dark secrets about Maxie~! This should be fun, right everyone?
Okay, here's one. So Maxie's been crushing on Archie since high school~ Too obvious, right? Sorry about that, let's think of something better.
Did you guys know that Maxie named his blanket when he was younger? It's not Blankie or Mr. Snuggles or anything stupid like that. It's actually Artemis. I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse. But he still has it and still calls it Artemis!
What else...? So Maxie's favorite food is grilled ham and cheese, but he gave it up for an entire four months in middle school when Archie said that he didn't think you should put ham in grilled cheese.
Maxie almost got a tattoo once just to spite his parents. Thankfully I talked him out of it, but he was deadset on it for a while. Riding a motorcycle is enough, geez!
Maxie wet the bed til he was ten! ...alright I made that one up.
Oh! Maxie got into a motorcycle accident once in his entire life, but since he was the only one involved in the accident and it only banged up his head a bit and broke his arm, he lied to everyone and said he fell off a chair trying to get something off a shelf. He never told anyone but me, and now I'm telling the whole world~! Archie, you should yell at him or something, it's funny when you two fight over things like that.
I feel like I'm running out of things...Maxie doesn't keep enough dark secrets, boo. Ooh! He secretly thinks that Wailmer are kinda cute. :3
Maybe I'll hack again eventually, but I get this feeling Maxie is going to kill me already for just this short little post, so it may be a while before I talk to you guys again. Until then, see y'all later~! :D
~MARS <3
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~Maxie~
Mars refuses to talk more on her "guy problems", and Courtney continues to be sick. Also, Herbert seems to have taken ill as well. Problems.
((Sorry, no post yesterday and short post today...Having difficulties...))
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~Maxie~
Girls. Mewdammit girls.
I got Mars's voicemail this morning, but I left her this semi-threatening message asking her to call me back before lunch. So she did, and she still sounded terrible. I asked her if she was sick, and she said I wouldn't understand. PSA for all females: Just because I'm a guy doesn't mean I automatically don't understand anything. Just most things. But I kept pestering her and eventually she told me that she was having guy problems.
MEWDAMMIT I mean uh that's so terrible for her...
She kinda left it at that, and I didn't push it because a) that's mean to her and b) I CAN'T DEAL WITH GUY PROBLEMS FOR HER! SHE'S MY BABY COUSIN!! This should be interesting...I want to help her out, but...well, I still can't think of her as really seriously dating anyone...Protective cousin mode going into effect, I guess...To be honest, she's kinda more like a little sister to me than a cousin...which is why I feel REALLY AWKWARD dealing with her guy problems...but how to help her?
.....Oh Wailooooooooord~
Oh, and Courtney's still acting sick, so we had tomato soup and grilled cheese tonight. It doesn't look like anyone really minds though....Tabitha actually is telling me I need to make soup more often. Oh Mew, not him too...Also, Tabitha told me that if Archie tried to take Herbert he'd beat him to a pulp. Not that I could ever see that happening, but it's still concerning. Yay.
Again I ask, why me?
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((another missed night...I hate college...))
~Maxie~
Couldn't get hold of Mars today, which to be honest is kind of concerning. We always talk somehow at least once a day, so I'm wondering if something happened. I'm calling again first thing in the morning.
Courtney looked rather sick today. I told her to go back to bed, but she just did that whole fake-smile thing and said she was fine. ...okay, do I really look that stupid? But I let it go and then made Pidgey-noodle-soup for dinner, so hopefully that will help. Hopefully she accepts the fact that she's sick soon, or the rest of the team is going to have to get used to soup for dinner.
Also, the Herbert issue is yet to be resolved. Why me?
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