~Maxie~

I swear, it happens every year. The grunts have the nerve to think it's alright to prank me on April Fool's Day! Every roll of toilet paper was taped, I was hand-buzzed by not one, not two, but five grunts, someone swapped Tammy's Pokeball with a Wailord's (and now my office is trashed...), and Tabitha, that sneaky ass, decided to fill my shampoo bottle with honey. Honey! I had to spend an extra thirty minutes in the shower getting it out. I still feel disgusting.

I've told all of them they're getting their salaries slashed in half. I'm still deciding whether or not that's actually an April Fool's joke.

I'm a bit concerned though...Archie hasn't done anything yet...and I feel like that's not normal...I've locked all my doors...