~Maxie~ }MARS BITCHES{
WELL HELLO PEASANTS~ Guess who's hijacked her lovely cousin's blog~! :3
Saturn helped hack me in cuz he's such a sweetheart like that. Nice blog he's got here, all fancy and crap. Oh well, now that I'm here, I guess I should tell you some deep dark secrets about Maxie~! This should be fun, right everyone?
Okay, here's one. So Maxie's been crushing on Archie since high school~ Too obvious, right? Sorry about that, let's think of something better.
Did you guys know that Maxie named his blanket when he was younger? It's not Blankie or Mr. Snuggles or anything stupid like that. It's actually Artemis. I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse. But he still has it and still calls it Artemis!
What else...? So Maxie's favorite food is grilled ham and cheese, but he gave it up for an entire four months in middle school when Archie said that he didn't think you should put ham in grilled cheese.
Maxie almost got a tattoo once just to spite his parents. Thankfully I talked him out of it, but he was deadset on it for a while. Riding a motorcycle is enough, geez!
Maxie wet the bed til he was ten! ...alright I made that one up.
Oh! Maxie got into a motorcycle accident once in his entire life, but since he was the only one involved in the accident and it only banged up his head a bit and broke his arm, he lied to everyone and said he fell off a chair trying to get something off a shelf. He never told anyone but me, and now I'm telling the whole world~! Archie, you should yell at him or something, it's funny when you two fight over things like that.
I feel like I'm running out of things...Maxie doesn't keep enough dark secrets, boo. Ooh! He secretly thinks that Wailmer are kinda cute. :3
Maybe I'll hack again eventually, but I get this feeling Maxie is going to kill me already for just this short little post, so it may be a while before I talk to you guys again. Until then, see y'all later~! :D
~MARS <3
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