>Archie< }MARS BITCHES{ *SHELLY IN THE HOUSE*

HERBERT IS THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME IN LIKE FOREVER

I MEAN WHAT. MAXIE IS. I LOVE MAXIE. MAXIE IS ALL I CARE ABOUT IN THIS WORLD. MAXIE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. THE APPLE OF MY EYE. ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS MAXIE. WATER AND FIRE MAY BE NATURAL ENEMIES BUT MY LOVE FOR MAXIE BURNS WITH INTENSITY OF A QUADRILLION VOLCANOES. NOT ONLY IS MAXIE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING, HE IS ALSO THE SMARTEST PERSON (ASIDE FROM MARS) THAT EXISTS IN THIS WORLD. I AM JUST A BIG DUMDUM AND MAXIE IS SUPER SMART. HE HELPS TO ALMOST NEUTRALIZE MY IDIOCY.
P.S. YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO LEARN TO SIGN OUT OF YOUR ACCOUNTS

FUCK THAT SHIT. I LOVE SHELLY. SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND AND LOVER. WE WERE MEANT TO BE FOR EACH OTHER. MAXIE? WHO IS THAT? WHOEVER HE IS, HE MUST BE A BIG DUMDUM. I DON'T CARE BECAUSE ALL I NEED IS SHELLY AND I CAN BE HAPPY FOREVER AS LONG AS WE ARE TOGETHER. WATER MIXES BEST WITH WATER.
PEACE OUT.