Peter and John were 2 soldiers.
Peter:As a child I wanted to become a doctor,but I change my mind.
John:Why?
Peter:I could not stand the sight of blood.

Boy:Dady how much does it cost to get married?
Dad:I do not know I am still paying.....

Teacher:how old is your father?
Boy :as old as I am
Teacher:How is it possible?
Boy:He became a father onlt afther I was born.

Teacher:john didyou hear all that I saud about growing mangoes.
John:yes sir.
teacher:can you tell me which is the best time to pick mangoes?
John:when the owner of the tree is fast asleep.
HAHAHAHA........