I am having a really crap day... All morning, I've felt sick (only to be worsened by the teachers showing us a shark eating a seal in an assembly), like my right leg is broken, and as if I've been shot in the ribcage... Let's see how much worse it gets!
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It got worse; we were playing with the Van De Graaff in class, everyone stood on their chairs and held hands; I was on the end, and one of the guys who wasn't participating decided to touch me, and I got a huge shock. He did it about eight times... Now I'm still getting minor shocks, and everything really hurts to touch... I hate electricity... Biology is better...
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