My stupid neighbor

Yeah so nothin really went on today. But this morning was sooo bizzar, I mean, I woke up outside. Weird right I know! I don't know how I got there or when I got there. I don't remember anything!! Maybe....just maybe...I was...aducted by ALIENS!!! No, thats just crazy, or is it??? Well yeah it was. Turns out, it was just a cruel joke done by my annoying neighbor and his friends!! (He's actually kinda cute just thought you would want to know....)So yeah like I was coming back from a place, it was like a party but not quite. Anyway, I was on my way home and then got distracted....maybe I shouldn't have had that last drink.....yeah so I got distracted and supposively, Instead of going to my house, I went to my neighbors house and fell asleep on there porch( but I totally don't beleieve that...) So then supposively...my neighbors and his friends saw me and carried me to this little park thingy place...(which looks like a forest more than a park) but anyway so they carried me there and then left. (Can you beleive that!? They just left me there all by myself! What if I got attack by some wild animal or or if someone came and kidnap me!? I see they obviously did not care!!) Well so any way, when I woke up I was all What happen? Where am I? Then I stared walking trying to make sense of my surroundings and then, out of no where they jump out of the bushes and scared me half to death!! I was soo pissed off!!! So yeah that is what supposively happen but I don't believe it, what I think really happen was that I was a little drunk, but, I made it home. Then I went to my room and went to sleep. Then while I was knock out...they came and broke into my house!(I know this seems so impossible and not likely...but they had did this before. Except, they stole all my food not all my food but you know on a day that my parents weren't there of course. How they got in? they picked the locks, but anyway that's another story...) so anyway, they brook and then kidnap me and drag out the door and into the night, towards the woods.... park thingy...whatever it is! And that's how I got there. Right now, as we speak, I am plotting my revenge. So yeah when I get them back I'll let you know.....(man there soo annoying!...) Anyway, I'm planning on camping out side with my best friend (who nevers ignores me) I'll tell how that goes. Oh yeah if I don't that means something happen to me. Like maybe I went to jail for strangling my neighbor (just kidding) or got attack by bears while I went camping or something that happen so terrible it prevents me form typing. (None of this will probably happen Just to let you know.) Hope it doesn't rain or anything......

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