With Thanks to Gaby4646:

Light
[] You have a big aim in life
[x] You hate to lose
[] You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
[] You are obsessed.
[x] Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s.
[] You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
[] You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.
Total: 2
L
[x] You love candy.
[x] You don’t care about how you look.
[x] You walk/sit curved.
[x] You are a genius.
[x] You have dark circles around your eyes.
[] You are very thin no matter what you eat.
[x] You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.
Total: 6
Misa
[] You love someone blindly.
[] You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
[] You dress in a very peculiar way.
[] You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
[] You can’t handle alcohol very well.
[] You are very jealous.
[] You can make people do what they don’t want to do.
Total: 0
Mello
[x] You love chocolate.
[] You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
[] You always dress dark and tight clothes.
[] You are always second.
[] You have a burn/scar on your face.
[x] You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
[] Near creeps you out a little bit.
Total: 2
Matt
[] You are always playing video games.
[] You smoke.
[] You wear stripy shirts.
[x] You would do anything for your friends.
[] You use glasses that look like goggles.
[] You are always relaxed.
[x] You are very affectionate to your best friend.
Total: 2
Near
[] You are patient to the limit.
[x] You always win.
[] You have Peter Pan syndrome.
[x] You love to wear pajamas.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[x] You have a lot of ability using your hands.
[x] Your hair is of a weird color and very uncontrollable.
Total: 5
Mikami
[x] You believe in a god.
[] You search for justice everywhere.
[x] You use glasses.
[] You are/want to be a lawyer.
[] You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
[] You support Kira unconditionally.
[] All your life is perfectly planned.
Total: 2
Ryuk
[x] You love apples.
[] You are bored.
[] You think that humans are… INTERESTING!.
[] You laugh in a weird way… Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk…
[] You don’t let your feelings lead you.
[] When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides.
[x] You are a little bit crazy and weird.
Total: 2
Matsuda
[] Some people think that you are an idiot.
[] You always see someone’s good side.
[x] You know someone who is an example for you.
[] You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.
[] You talk about a love life that you don’t have.
[] You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.
[] You are pretty, but old.
Total: 1

I’m basically L+Near. How does that even work?