You know what's a pain in the ass? When you run across one of your exes and they go off on you, calling you a bitch, liar, disrespectful little fuck, etc. I'm just sitting here like bitch, you haven't even spoken to me in a long fucking time, what makes you have the right to make accusations about me? It's been fucking almost 10 years since we dated and you're still grungy as fuck with your matted hair and shit. Learn how to apply some fucking hygiene in your life. I'm surprised you still have all your teeth because you still look like you suck a lot of crusty old man dick! Does that sound harsh? Probably. But I'm not afraid to fucking speak my mind like I have been for the past few years. I've opened up A LOT more and I will fucking say shit to you no fucking problem. Don't fucking cross me because I can damage you mentally. Now, believe me when I say I've grown up and am a lot more respectable towards people and I have become a lot nicer, but if you're going to come at me sideways, you better hope to fucking god you can pucker up that asshole tight because I will rip it the fuck open.
The bystander guy in me is dead. And you better hope I don't find out that you're saying shit about me. Because if you're going be a chump and not say it to my face, then expect me to be in yours. Don't fuck with me, don't say shit about me, don't fucking even. That goes for anyone: friends, exes, friends of exes, ex friends, strangers, who the fuck ever. I'm fucking done with the bullshit that I STILL get. Got something to say, then say it to my face. Because I'd respect you a hell of a lot more if you man the hell up. Plus, I'd be a lot nicer about confronting you than you saying shit behind my back.