Channel 18 Episode 1

“Surprises are always fun Akira.” She said. She jumped to him and kissed him. Akira blushed. She turned around and pointed to her apron “Oh, Akira could you please remove this apron?” He stood still, shocked at what she asked him. His hands shook as he removed her apron. “Akira could you do me one more favor?”

“Anything you want honey.” Akira said grinning.

“Pass the soy sauce” she said. He came to, to find that the apron was on the floor. Itsumi had a pissed off expression. She was about to beat the living crap out of Akira. “AKIRA STOP DAYDREAMING AND PASS THE DAMN SOY SAUCE, AND GET YOUR FREAKING HANDS OFF OF ME.” He slowly passed it to her disappointed. “Damn imagination”

He slowly walked out of the kitchen and walked to his bedroom in despair.

“Poor kid,” Yuri began. “He doesn’t realize that his goal is, sadly, out of reach”

“Let him dream” Yuki said. He threw Yuri a cigarette.

“Thanks” he said lighting it. Yuki handed Cree a cigarette too.

“Akira is a loser.” Cree said lighting the cigarette

“So do you want to train Akira?” Yuki asked Yuri.

“Are you serious? Hell no. He would ruin the mood of my show. I could use him as comedy relief though” He said looking up. “I think he is better off with Tennosuke. He seems to want the action that Tennosuke’s job requires. He will also help bring out Tennosuke’s personality.””

“Why are you always right Yuri?” Cree asked

“Because I am the most sane one”

“That’s a lie! You are the most unstable one out of all of us, including the Tramp.”

Yuri laughed “That may be so.”

10/09/2003

“Today on Channel 18” Itsumi began. Yuki was on the right side of her. Ther were in professional attire. Skah was mounted behind the camera and Cree was behind the script. Akira and Mine watched in amazement as Yuki and Itsumi’s personalities came to life.

“Knock Knock Itsumi?” Yuki asked

‘Maybe I was mistaken.’ Akira thought

“Whose there Yuki?”

“KNOCKERS.” Yuki said.

‘What the heck.’ Akira thought ‘He isn’t going to, I really hope he doesn’t”

“YES!!” Itsumi began. “KNOCKERS!!! There are door knockers selling at The Flaming Pedestal.” Itsumi said.

Yuki nodded in agreement.

‘Do they not realize they are still on camera?’ Mine asked herself.