I PRESENT TO YOU ALL, CHANNEL 18
Channel 18 PILOT
The Lowest Of the Low.
10/03/2003
Dear Asuka (Mother), source of angst!
Thank you so much for calling me a disgrace to the family. I really appreciate it coming from an old hag like you. For this reason Akira and I decided to join forces with Channel 18. We are having so much fun. There are so many interesting people working here. Take, for example, Yuki Sakaguchi.
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A tall young man walked the streets of Ameyawa to work. He had green hair that reached his shoulders. He wore blue jeans so tight his wallet couldn't fit in the pocket. His shirt said in big white letters “Contents Under Pressure,” with an arrow pointing… well, use your imagination. He slowly walked by two rich-looking girls and accidentally bumped into one them.
"Watch where you’re going, jerk", one of the girls said glaring at him.
"Wait a minute." The second one began looking closer at the man. "I know this man. You are Yuki Sakaguchi from Channel 18.” She started laughing, making the other girl join in. “You bastards are so stupid.” She slowly caught her breath. “We are from the distinguished Channel 7," she said in a stuck-up manner.
"Oh!” Yuki said, cocking his head to the side. He slowly pointed at them. “And you must be the prostitutes I saw last night," Yuki sneered, with a grin on his face. He looked at their clothes. "I remember your outfits as somewhat trashier last night. What, did some old bastard buy you these after you had his way with him?"
"You’re a monster!" The first girl said on the verge of tears.
Yuki threw a thumbs-up at them.
"Believe it, Bulimics," he said, going on his way. He finished the insult with a sexy hair flip.
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Yeah, Yuki is a great guy and funny. There is also Itsumi Ryuma. She has to deal with Yuki's antics all day.
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"Hello Itsumi!" Yuki yelled and hugged her. "I hope you bought some groceries.” Itsumi had long white hair tied in a bun and wore glasses. She dumped the groceries on the table.
Itsumi picked up a bag of white substance and inspected it. "What the hell is this Yuki?" she asked, feeling inside the bag.
He grinned at her. "It’s flour." Suddenly Yuki's phone started to vibrate. He froze still and started to moan. Itsumi could hear the vibrating of the phone, while ignoring his moaning.
"Pick up the damn phone Yuki," She yelled.
